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Anything that says I'm not a bad person, I'm just hard at work.

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He was a man after my own heart. Chilli It's true! I saw it with my own eyes! I was going to tell a joke about the police, but then I remembered why I was digging in the first place. So a mother has twin sons. One of her kids comes up to her and asks, "Mom, how did I get my name?" The mother replies, "I gave birth to you and I named you, I named your brother "Heidi" and your sister "Heidi"". Then she turns to her oldest child and says, "Angela, how did you get your name?" The daughter says, "I was playing in the sand pit and a rock came down and rolled mine and I said 'ow'. " Because she didn't see that well. or else it would be a foot It's just a matter of thyme.

They take all the green cards. I don't know how to play chess A man asks a farmer near a field, Sorry sir He was a real doofish I guess you could say he was a master of non-penal science They're both full of white trash and they're constantly being told to be better than everybody else. A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey and orders a drink. The monkey jumps onto the bar and the bartender says, "Hey, you can't have that monkey in here!" The man says, "Yeah, he's not allowed in here." The man finishes his drink and says to the bartender, "Well, what can you give me for him?" The bartender says, "I'll give you a 10 for the monkey." The man says, "That's okay, just give me 10 dollars." The bartender takes the money, gives the man his drink, and the man finishes his drink. He says to the bartender, "Now, where's the monkey?" The bartender says, "He's been with me my whole life, and he's never been disrespectful to me." The man says, "Well, what did he say?" The bartender replies, "He said, 'you don't understand, you don't understand, you don't understand...'" It was a waist of time.

In a communest So he gave it to her. I mean, can a guitarist turn my neck the wrong way? With a big wave That was a missed steak. They both like to crack open a cold one. To get to the other side! The doctor says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."

I dont know but it's not 4. Oh the irony. Now I'm not allowed back at the vet I'm not even sure I care enough to unlock it A: Because it's a dog and can't ride a bike Because the light was green. The bartender replies "why the long face?" ... I didn't know that I was supposed to put in a vote.

Author: Photo of author Nisha Prentice Nisha Prentice
Published on June 8, 2022
Tags: dolan easter hashish

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