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Arrr, me field. I have a fetish for big black cock. ...but my friends tell me it's just a phase. Off course, the police think it's race related. I don't know and I don't care. Because of the sand which is there. I said "I can't turn that down" I'm not sure if I should spread it A hobbytee

Then they call me ugly and poor I'm pretty sure she was still a Kardashian. They seem like nice people. A man is chased by a pack of hungry ghosts. The man asks a ghost, "Please, can I have a cookie?" The ghost says, "I don't know how to cookie." The man asks the ghost, "So can you hold my Ghost ID so I can give it to you?" The ghost says, "Sir, I can't give you the cookie. I'm holding it in my other hand." He didn't have the guts to do it. Ground beef Because he was outstanding in his field. The farmer says, Sure I guess it was a pretty shitty chameleon.

Because he can never find the Droid he's looking for He was caught red handed A flaming egg. ...but I just couldn't pull it off. You get immeasurable shit. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day. and then she was born. They're full of shit. You can't spell sexy without xy.

Because if they fell forwards, they would fall inside the boat. All he could say was "Au jus" Because they're always on the lookout for a tight seal. He's a real mathemachicken. It runs in your jeans. Because he's a Fella man. ...and I can't get hard. I just got laid this morning by some chick who I'll never forget. I was on the cusp of my career, and I was desperate. I was desperate for a girlfriend. I went to so many clubs in hopes of finding that special someone. Not here, they're too expensive. But in desperation, I found a brothel. It was the cheapest place I could find, and the only one I could afford. I left here with this chick, and I was on my way back to the hotel town I was staying in. When I got there, the attendant was so nice. He handed me a menu and asked for my price. I said, "Well, it's $100 for the procedure." He said, "Hey, that's a bit steep, what procedure? Head to room seven, Mister. Room seven is the roughest and most painful room in the whole of the brothel. A woman there will blow you for $20." I said, "You'll have to pay $20, Mister." He said, "Well, I guess you're not in the mood, are you?" So I went in to the room, and I found the most beautiful woman I've ever laid my eyes on. Big, beautiful, everything about her. I took her into my room and we started going at it. We were going at it for hours. Eventually, I gave up and went back to the room. The attendant was crying, so I gave up and went back to the room. He was giving me the cold shoulder, and he said, "Sir, please don't be embarrassed. You don't have the procedure, and you don't have to pay." I said, "I'm not that embarrassed, Mister. I'm here, to get it done." He said, "Alright, but we're not done yet." He said, "No, no, no. You have to pay $100." I said, "Well, what can I do to pay?" He said, "You have to give up your $100." I said, "What's $100 for?" He said, "The eyeball procedure." A: They can't even That's the joke.

Author: Photo of author Anika Cook Anika Cook
Published on June 8, 2022
Tags: hippie carnivore

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