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A man is driving down a road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?" He was a pretty nice guy. I can't tell if people are coming or going They're both fucking close to water! That's the last time I play Monopoly with my dad. Because they can't see jack! But I think she was just pulling my leg I said "it's just a phase".
I guess that's because of the way the system works. I think she's just over-ejaculating. A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign that says "If you can make my horse laugh, you get free drinks for the night". So he goes up to the bartender and whispers something in his horse's ear and the horse laughs! The next night the guy walks into the bar and sees a sign that says "If you can make my horse cry, you get free drinks for the night". So he goes up to the bartender and pulls out his pants and the horse starts sobbing. The third night comes along and he walks into the bar and the sign says "If you can make my horse stop laughing and cry you get free drinks for the night". So the guy goes up to the bartender and asks for the drinks and the bartender says "I'll take it" and the guy says "Sorry I can't stop even. I just pulled out of my pants" A bomb actually accomplishes something when it's triggered. I saw a black man running down the street with a tv the other day, he was shouting "I'm looking for my son!" If it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan The Polish Job So I can unzip your genes.
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