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When you see your mother scream, it's a sign she's taking her boyfriend's virginity away. The Hill Billies One of them is still standing. They're always up to something. Because every one that can run, jump, or swim is in the U.S. Unless she's dyslexic or has an impaired milion years. Because they can't even

He is always on the lookout for a new waswit. He had no guts. Because I put on the wrong socks this morning. It was a tie, dad. His mom didn't get it. It's a real hit or there's no punch line Unfortunately, it was the wrong number!

Nun. ...because you could easily fit another pair of tits there. I said, "Dad, I'm over here." ...so I can get a better girlfriend. I really miss him. To tell a bald guy a hair raising experience is like growing a mustache, by the end you're a little bald. I'd donate my blood and I'd get a better transfusion.

Because he is a keeper. As long as there are no attachments. They both barely cover the asshole. I've been trying to get pregnant for years. It's been really draining on me. Is it still considered beef? I really wish I hadn't lost that battle. Stupid firemen.

Author: Photo of author Martin Kennedy Martin Kennedy
Published on June 8, 2022
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