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He had a boner. I'd have 2 dollars I read this comic book called "Shatner: A True Story" A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough." A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman he ever saw boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, Business trip or pleasure?" They literally can't even.

...I'm calling it 'the T' not 'the C'. They were looking for a shortcoming. Then I remembered that my wife & I have different dentists. I have to say, it's pretty handy. It's a very unstable relationship. Its called a "mum-Keg"

I bet he told his friends he was a little behind. Because they're always stuffed. Just like yo mama They go shooting for a drink. And then I go home You can end up getting fucked

When he walks through the door, he's greeted by his own parents. You're a real dick. They'll stop at nothing to avoid them. He said that they're the wurst. I guess you could say it's pretty sunny. I think it was a night mare.

Because they're still alive. It's a wood chipper. A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?" A: He has no money on him. The first one says, I'll have some H2O." The second one says It was a little Chewy.

She's a real bitch A man was having premature ejaculation problems so he went to the doctor. The doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself." That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol and ran home to his wife. That night the two were having sex and found themselves in the 69 position. The man felt the urge to ejaculate and fired the starter pistol. The next day he went back to the doctor who asked how it went. The man answered, "Not well. When I fired the pistol, my wife pooped on my face, bit three inches off my penis, and my neighbor came out of the closet with his hands in the air." He said: "No it doesn't. I've never lived with one" It's to make America grate again! I said, "I'm not sure if I should take this or leave you." That's why I eat nuts.

Author: Photo of author Mark Hilton Mark Hilton
Published on June 8, 2022
Tags: fap tubgirl crack smoke weed every day

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