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Goddamn, I feel if i had a child it would be named Victoria.

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I replied "because I'm the only one with a smartphone." I'm hooked. ...because I'm deaf. He can't stand the 1% It was a play on words. One of the men says to the other, "I can't believe I blew thirty bucks in there!"

I'm excited for the next 2 years. Because they have no balls She's a real girl crush The bartender says, "What is this, a joke?" He's a seasoned veteran. The bartender says "hey, why the long face?"

You can't milk a cow for 300 years. The bartender says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything." I just don't get the point. A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both startled and he says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "if your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 1221." The fact that there's twenty of them is a stunner. The bartender says "Good evening Mr. President, how would you like to drink?"

I was fucking furious. They both get fucked by Dad. It's a game changer. They'd be called Mad Cat Kennedys But I'm not about to listen to some drunk who talks to himself. It was a real slap in the faith.

I told him to get out of my fort One of them is a cunning runt. They're really good at it. I mean, he's so good at it he can even do it with his eyes closed! The first one says, "I'll have a beer." The second says, "I'll have one too." The bartender says, "What's the hurry, we're nearly out of beer!" The first says, "I have two close friends, and they're both nursing loads. I don't want to be seen out of line." The second says, "Well, I just want one, but I don't want to be seen out of line all at once." The barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"

Author: Photo of author Rhiannon Mack Rhiannon Mack
Published on June 8, 2022
Tags: 4th of july occult

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