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It was two-tired I'm glad to be an American. A very sad day today. After seven years of medical training and hard work, a very good friend of mine has been struck off after one minor indiscretion. He slept with one of his patients (they were good friends) and can now no longer work in the profession he loves. What a waste of time, effort, training and money. A genuinely nice guy and a brilliant vet. The day he saw me naked he said "you're a beautiful lightbulb". I asked "what made you say that?" He said "I saw you and your mother naked". I was charged with a salt and battery. They have a problem with mass incarceration. You get a lot of D's. One of the boys says to the other, I think we got this joke wrong."

Just look for the fresh prints I said: "Of course not. She can't drive a stick shift." Because he got hit by a bus. You can unscrew a lightbulb. Sugar snap peas ... but I think it's growing on me! One day, a husband comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?" The husband says, "What do I look like, Mr. Plumber?" A few days go by, and he comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, the car won't start, I think it needs a new battery. Could you change it for me?" He says: "What do I look like, Mr. Goodwrench?" Another few days go by, and it's raining pretty hard. The wife finds a leak in the roof. She says, "Honey, there's a leak on the roof! Can you please fix it?" He says, "What do I look like, Bob Vila?" The next morning the husband comes home, and the roof is fixed. So is the plumbing. So is the car. He asks his wife what happened. "Oh, I had a handyman come in and fix them," she says. "Great! How much is that going to cost me?" he snarls. Wife says: "Nothing. He said he'd do it for free if I either baked him a cake or slept with him." "Uh, well, what kind of cake did you make?" asks the husband. "What do I look like," she says, "Betty Crocker?" He was a real bat-slinger.

It's called The Art of the Deal. Because he was a little chili You get an 'F' by someone getting a D. I'm still working on it. The bartender asks him if he has a reservation. He replies, "No, but I've got one in the bedroom." The bartender says, "Great! Come on back we'll give you a real table." The man replies, "No thanks. I'm a little hoarse." I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth A man and woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!". The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes! She said she was going to kill me but then I remembered why we started dating.

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face. The first man says: "My grandpa lived to a ripe old age of 95". The other man asks if he can add an extra 100. The man replies "I'm not sure if that means he still has 90% of the world's population". They're both actual donations. Brie would be a dit. When he had the position, he couldn't find the momentum, and when he had the momentum, he couldn't find the position. I'm going to get a new underware. They're always up to something. Because it's hard to talk with Putin's dick in your mouth.

I am a budding poet. If you have a problem with that feel free to come join my friend group. A minor ...but then I did. Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels! It was a shih tzu. He's got a bad habit. ...but in the end I had to drop it.

Author: Photo of author Ayva Cherry Ayva Cherry
Published on June 8, 2022
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