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I just cant seem to get anything right In fact, the way they cooked them was so mind-blowing. and I cursed really hard because I don't know where to start. A Chishkha When he's not upright, he's always UP! One's a crusty bus station and the other's a busty crustacean. It's so good I can't put it down. Because they are in bread. A rip-off

Because they are all dead. The mime next door went nuts when he saw the monkey. He said he was going to teach me about the teslas. I asked her if she was going to try another woman's cleavage. She said she would rather have a breast-less one. Then I remembered that they were both female peas. It was an udder disaster I said to him 'don't worry son, I'm a huge fan'. I told him "I cant even make a prune salad". Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

Is it still beef? Because he was stalling. Until I got kicked out of the library. But I don't see it I think I'm going to have a midwife crisis. I don't know, they just ransomware. Beef Jerky He was trying to order the pizza before it was due ... so they can get a better grip on their broomsticks.

I knew that kid was CRAZY She was having a mid-life crisis. the bartender says "sorry, but we don't serve food here." You might not get it. A tear-er A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, 'Ribbit, 9 iron'. The man looks around and doesn't see anyone. Again, he hears, 'Ribbit, 9 iron'. Again, he thinks to himself, 'This frog is as good as his word'. He begins to look for the frog and the frog next to him. Finally, he finds the frog and puts his club away. The frog says, 'Ribbit, 14 iron'. The man takes the frog, puts his club away and begins to look for the frog again. The frog says, 'Ribbit, 15 iron'. So, after another 3 holes, the man has to ask the frog, 'What happened to your game?' The frog replies, 'Ribbit, 14 iron'. The man is furious and begins to yell and scream, 'Ribbit, 15 iron'. The frog rolls its eyes and says, 'Ribbit, booger'. All of them. but I don't think the only thing that could get me laid is a dead meme. The priest takes him by the hand and off to the woods they go. After a while the young man gets hungry and asks the priest if he could carry the body of Christ across the lake. The priest replies, "Sure, as long as you suck my dick." The young man, confused by the priests answer, decides to test the priest with a real question. "Father, can you please hold my cock and squeeze it just once?" The priest asks again, "Sure, as long as you pull it once." The young man, now curious, pulls his dick once and pulls it two times. The priest then says, "Okay, I'd like to see you hold the body of Christ across the lake." And the young man pulls his dick three times and the priest says, "Very good." The young man then asks the priest, "How can I show you?" The priest replies, "Just pull it once."

Two pennies in your pocket. As he died, he kept insisting for us to "Be Positive!" but it's hard without him. He has a lot of thots and he is a little drunk They can go through 90 stories in a matter of seconds! So I can tell people I go to the Jim every morning. I'm a rebel. He wanted to get a long little doggy. Everyone I looked at I'm just not an electrician.

It's called a Frito Lay. It was the best dam program I've ever seen. I'll let you know. I'm not sure how I feel about it. A family reunion. So I pushed her over I'd have a lot of money He's all right now. You can't marmalade your cock up your girlfriend's arse.

Author: Photo of author Bryan Sheehan Bryan Sheehan
Published on June 8, 2022
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