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Annette. The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything." I wonder why he's so obsessed with them, I mean, he's all natural. ...now I'm a cereal killer. It was a real rip off I have no words to describe how angry I am You can hide but you can't run. A lamb-bastard.
A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" Johnny says, "None." The teacher asks, "Why?" Johnny says, "Because the shot scared them all off." The teacher says, "No, two, but I like how you're thinking." Johnny asks the teacher, "If you see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream, which one is married?" The teacher says, "The one sucking her ice cream." Johnny says, "No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you're thinking!" When you stick your hand in the fridge, it feels wet. Because I'm the only one who gets turned on by the girls They're calling it the Cinegión When I was in school I went to the school play as a kid. We went to a small sandbox with a caged animal there. I took the sandbox and pushed the pigeon in it. Then, I put a rock on it. I waited a while but the pigeon just stayed in the air. I got really angry at the pigeon and threw the rock out the window. The next day the teacher asked for the students to count from 1-10. I went up to him and put my hands on my hips. I counted 1-3, 1-2, 1-3, 1-3, etc. After that I went up to the principal and told him I pressed the pigeon the wrong way. The principal asked me why I was pushing the pigeon like that. I said because the pigeon liked to stick his beak in the rocks. She was a fire retardant He didn't have his glasses. She said that she can't feel a dick
But 1 is better than 10 I guess you could say I got a hole in one. A few days later, I saw her and thought, "Why not? I'd already had my shit packed". It means a lot They both make up everything Because of the strong lime flavors ... I can't tell if that's a girl or a boy, but she is definitely a girl. He was in a cent
You could say she was doing the gangster's job! He was a little behind Because it's a gateway drug. I stole this from /r/pics and decided to share. A Fizzician So I started to stroke his chest and he said, "Stop milking a cow." The police officer. It was a Shih Tzu
It's a shame that none of them work. I was like, "Yeah, why would anyone want to get married?" She didn't want to make it too obvious that she was against it. In order to keep their heads that low If you can read this, you don't even understand the joke. Because the more it does the less you get I don't see the point in them now. It was a good trade
It was a new group of camels. They change their minds when I tell them that the "P" is silent. He was a real micromanager. Because his wife died. Now they're barely a frond. He's all right now. It's called the Massagonist He's a seasoned veteran.