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A good looking man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes a sip and then tosses the rest into the bartender's face. The bartender turns around and says: "That's disgusting! What kind of disgusting is that?" The man says, "I'm a visiting professor at the University of Tennessee. I'm sorry if I offended you." The man forgives the bartender and asks for a beer for the price. The bartender says, "Well, I can certainly understand your reservation, but why a beer price?" The man says, "Well, you see, I'm a professor at the same university that I went to, and I know so much about alcohol that I could give the guy who drinks the best hand-jobs in the world." The bartender laughs and says, "Well, I'm glad you enjoyed it. That's a nice reward." The man gives the bartender a ten dollar bill, and the bartender says, "Hell, I'll take ten dollars because you're a professor at the same college that I went to, too!" ...you can always count on it. They're full of shit. That's how I lost my job as a bus driver But when i get an erection it's a "prosti-toothed" After a couple of drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out of the bar, thinking to himself, "Boy, this sure is a dick move." They're both fucking close to water. When they're egg-celent.

He was caught red handed. Because it didn't have Windows. They're always looking down on everyone else. It would have been much easier had she let me have it. I think it's a real stroke of genius. Just remember that someone out there is actually making the world a much happier place by creating more misery. I asked my wife if she wanted to have sex with me, and she said, "No, but I could do anal with the same guy." They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, "I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram." She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word "comfortable." Skeptical, the operator asks, "How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word?" The redhead replies, "She's a blonde so she reads slow: 'Come for ta bull.'"

Well, don't go to the doctor you lazy fuck. Condoms are for fucking pussies. But he did not know it. I said to him: "It said 'complete strangers'. " and the other one said, "I can't figure out which one's actually been there". She said it's all in her head. 'I'll take a beer and a mop'" I didn't know the guy was a barber.

A man walks into a bar and sits down. He then orders a beer and a mop. His dick tastes like shit! So if you eat a vegetarian, do you also eat their poop? It's a real pain in the ass. The Puerto Rican people do not want to lose the accent to English speakers. what is it? One is a Goodyear and the other is a great year. Especially the secretaries.

But then I turned myself around. Because they cantaloupe. It's just a phase He was a real man with a wooden leg and an iron rod. This just in. The US is going to get dirty eventually. He is the most humble guy I've ever met. Totally down to earth. I thought he was gonna be my best friend, but he's actually the smallest person I've ever met. He is called Tiny Subsider. I heard they're calling it the iPhone Xs I don't know, but their flag is a huge plus.

Author: Photo of author Faizaan Rodgers Faizaan Rodgers
Published on June 8, 2022
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