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An astronaut you racist bastard....... The woman. The doctor told me to piss or get off the pot. they were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them. I am not sure why I'm still wearing it. ...so I told him to stop worrying and just enjoy his leisure time. It's the same as a short sentence A man walks into a bar and sees a 12 inch pianist playing the piano. The man asks, Where did you find this incredible looking guy?" The bartender replies The bartender says, "we don't serve your kind here" and the string leaves. Within a few months, the string has become a regular in the bar and the bartender says "I'm sorry sir, but we can't accept that as a string. Are you bound or something?" The string replies "I'm bound, but I'm not allowed to say."
The face muscles. I'm not sure how I feel about it One day, Little Johnny saw his grandpa smoking his cigarettes. Little Johnny asked, "Grandpa, can I smoke some of your cigarettes?" His grandpa replied, "Can your penis reach your asshole?" "No", said Little Johnny. His grandpa replied, "Then you're not old enough." The next day, Little Johnny saw his grandpa drinking beer. He asked, "Grandpa, can I drink some of your beer?" His grandpa replied, "Can your penis reach your asshole?" "No" said Little Johnny. "Then you're not old enough." his grandpa replied. The next day, Little Johnny was eating cookies. His grandpa asked, "Can I have some of your cookies?" Little Johnny replied, "Can your penis reach your asshole?" His grandpa replied, "It most certainly can!" Little Johnny replied, "Then go fuck yourself." A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it. The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave. Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate. When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, "Ah, yes, that's Beethoven's Ninth Symphony, being played backwards." He listened a while longer, and said, "There's the Eighth Symphony, and it's backwards, too. Most puzzling." So the magistrate kept listening; "There's the Seventh... the Sixth... the Fifth..." Suddenly, the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate; he stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, "My fellow citizens, there's nothing to worry about. It's just Beethoven decomposing." Because it's a cold day in hell But I'm not sure if you can call me a short story writer. They couldn't find three wise men or a virgin Then I saw the spider. They would have found it earlier, but it was hiding behind two other genes.
They never got old That's the last time I pay to have a garbanzo bean on my face. But I'm not a fan. I was robbed blind. So I told her to leave. But then I was like Na, people won't understand. A dam accident. Because it's too hard to kick their smoking habit. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken takes out a cigarette and begins to smoke. The egg, pissed off, takes one look at the chicken, rolls over and pulls the blanket over him and says, "I guess we answered that question!" I think the movie will have a rating in the teens. Because it was the first date I thought it was a nice jester. I was going to tell a joke about the past tense of "think" but didn't want to overthink it. It's my jam. He was going through a mid life crisis. It's called "Enjoyment Raunchy" The doctor says "Well I can clearly see you're nuts"