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They're all dead. I'd like to see a movie with Anakin coming A pair of assless chaps. Because the land never waves back. But I got 7/10s But you can't tuna fish. I was a bit worried, but it was on purpose. You can't gargle sand! They're both fucking close to water.

and I thought "Fuck, how long will this go on?" Why does he get to go to the store with that $2? Apparently they said "Bathroom closed" It's all in your head I told him that's not how it works. She said "You don't even know me." I forgot to bring my phone, so I used my friends phone to call her. She answered "what's up honey?" I said "I'm not sure if I should be on the couch or the bed" she said "I know honey, I'm just going to go and wash my hands" A man and his wife are driving down the road and they see a sign that says "Tree Fellers Wanted". The husband says "We should hire some of those fellers". Then the wife replies "But it says that we have to pay $500". The man says, "That's okay, just don't hang that sign around our house." His shower got stuck in the rope.

A man and his wife are driving down the road and they see a sign that says "Tree Fellers Wanted". The husband says "We should hire some of those fellers". Then the wife replies "But it says that we have to pay". The man says, "That's okay, just don't hang that sign around our house". A coffee. It goes good with your hummus. I was in the public toilets and had just sat down, a voice from the next cubicle said Hi! A syrup mill. One day a poor farmer goes to the market to buy a cow. The market is full of cows and he can't get a single cow. He asks the butcher on his phone: Can I try one?" You can't gargle sand. A fsh ...but my wife's really upset, I guess she wanted me to walk the dog. I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

It's a real breath of fresh air. I said "Don't worry, most of them say they're still good". He said it was a work of love. He says "uno, dos..." *poof*. And he disappeared without a tres. I can't jelly my dick in your ass I was really amazed, I never knew there was a population in New York City that could be that religious. They never get old. A couple is going to a costume party. The wife is going as a red haired damsel in a white dress and the husband is going as a red-haired man. The party is going well until the host stands up to let the couple in. He says, "Sorry guys, the party is over, you can all go back to sleeping on the couch". The husband asks why and the host says, "this party is brought to give you a reason to get frisky. When people come just ask them what you want and they will say they want to fuck you because they have a dick that is just like yours. Watch this". He stands up, walks over to the couch and starts fucking the wife in front of her children. He finishes and she asks him what he wants. He says, "I want to suck your nipples dry and fuck the pizza delivery guy". You can only ran because it's past tents.

I don't know, I just click submit. but I dont know if I can afford enough to get behind it. "I'm so sorry, but I'm going to have to call off this relationship." I hope the police don't lay charges against me. She's not sick or anything, I just think she could get better. I am the bomb They're both fucking nuts *The original one*, you racist fuck! No, he just looks like one.

Because I don't think I am. I just needed 2 more people. They're both fucking nuts An ill-eagle man, because he was a bit of an eagle. I replied, "No, why?" I said "No thanks, she isn't that ugly" I'm not sure whether to go to the gym or go play video games. The third one ducks. The fourth one ducked

Author: Photo of author Tayyab Saunders Tayyab Saunders
Published on June 8, 2022
Tags: psycho misdemeanor disco trollface

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