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A man walked into a sandwich shop in his town, he went up to the counter and said "I want a ham sandwich." The girl looked at him and said "I think you're a part of that." It's totally fucked up. No, they're all housecats now! It was very disapointing. A-door I told her it's because I'm rarely ever included in things either.

I'm gonna call it "*Pun in, 10 dead*". A man had been alone on a deserted island for 10 long years. One day his closest neighbor, Mr. Wong, came to visit him. Mr. Wong was surprised to see him and asked, How do you keep lonely Mr. Wong happy?" He was saying "What's your secret?" so I said "oh, that's just being nice". I shall remain Humblebrag A man walks into a bar and sees a fat girl dancing on a table. He walks over to her and says, "Wow, nice legs!" She is flattered and replies, "You really think so?" The man says, "Oh definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now."

...but I didn't get the point. ... but it's not a very good one. ... and I can't tell you. I said that was a really good offer. I said "Yeah, I've had a stiff neck for years" It was going to be called "Ate Something Cold"

I'm not a mourning person. A Republican, a hippy, a Trump supporter, a white woman, a Jew, an atheist, a vegan and a Muslim, are on a plane. Suddenly the engines fail, and the plane starts plummeting towards earth. The pilot comes out of the cockpit, and says "We have to save ourselves, or we will crash! I urge us to eject." The Republican stands up, and says "I will not be pushed off! Do we have time?" I've never had a lentil on my chest. It's called the Plympton. Because it's the first time he put a woman's skin on it. I had already done it a couple times when they gave me the cold shoulder.

Author: Photo of author Rohan Cantrell Rohan Cantrell
Published on June 8, 2022
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