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It was just gathering dust A man is at the doctor's office for an ear problem. After the doctor collects the ear, he notices that the ear is still hurting. The doctor asks the man how he got this. The man says, "Well, I was walking home from work, when I heard a strange noise coming from the woods. I couldn't figure out what it was. I heard it coming from miles around. I followed it up with a bunch of barking, so I went into the woods to find it. I couldn't find it. In the woods, I found a house with a bunch of barking dogs. I decided to walk my dogs there. After a while, I got this strange feeling that I was waking up and seeing a light. I went to the light and saw this old woman. She was beautiful, and I've never felt myself before. So I said, 'Do you want to have sex?' and she said 'Yes.' I said, 'My God, that's wonderful. Let's do it!' So we did it." The doctor says, "Well, I can't tell you anything, but from what I gathered, this sounds like Child's play." She was exuberant. I'm glad to be in the 1% ! I can't jelly my dick in your ass. Is it okay if I slap you?

I'm no longer a virgin. It was a big missed steak They're both the highest forms of flattery You'd think it would be the punchline but it's actually the whole movie. It's a non-prophet organization. I just get to watch people get fucked more than they used to.

I know it's not the best joke, but you should have seen her face light up when she heard it. Eggs over-Izzy. Solo. ...she bought a bag of nuts and a box of Cheetos. It's because they are really good at it. I'm an expert at it.

I guess you had to be there. I've been keeping my own kosher It was more than a little humerus. Because it was pissed off. The steaks are too high. He's a small medium at large

It was a shih tzu A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. He sits down at a table with a full drink of vodka. The bartender says "that's a nice appetizer." The man replies "Thank you very much!" The bartender says "we dont usually get visitors like you here but if you come in again I'll personally nail your beak to the bar." The second man just laughs and says "I dont have a desire to get nailed so why would you do that?" The bartender replies "Trust me, theres a tip jar on the far end." I think he's going to go down in History. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus A young boy enters a barber shop. The barber whispers to his customer, This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you." The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other I'd need about ten minutes to kill both of them.

Author: Photo of author Willie Huang Willie Huang
Published on June 8, 2022
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