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Because they know it'll be cumming. Because they can never find home Apparently "heating up your dinner" was not a good answer. Because they can never find home. Well, he was all right I'm quitting cold turkey. It was a pretty big dill A world famous surgeon was being interviewed for his upcoming retirement ceremony. The interviewer asked him, What is your secret to your success?" A bucket of shit.

If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. Singer and basist. Because they're all dead ...but I forgot to unload the gun before I shot the gun. You put a little boogie in it I asked a friend how to calculate the distance between Earth and Mars. He said, "I just need a calculator. It's about 50 million miles." Because they can't C! I asked a friend how to calculate the distance between Earth and Mars. He said, "I just need a calculator. It's about 50 million miles." I have a friend who's a dwarf and he's struggling to put food on the table

He was in the middle of 9/11. So now I just call it Tinder. He lost the other one a few months later. I'd tell it, but there's so much history between us. Tell a woman you love her and she says, "I think we should try something new." Because she was a woman. I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date. They are so inbred. My girlfriend is drunk.

They've all been done to death. A family reunion Then it hit me. When it's ajar! You can unscrew a lightbulb. They've both been fucked by a president of the United States It's a game changer. All of his friends were now talking about him. A man visits a circus and hears that the main attraction there is the elephant. He asks the performer, "What is the attraction to this elephant?". The performer says "First we put the elephant in a cage with a rope and then we sit him down and we turn the rope to see what happens. If it seems that the elephant is not handling the rope properly then we take it out of the cage and we have a rematch - if you can catch the elephant, you get to keep the cage." The man is not impressed. He says, "That is not very interesting! I will pass. What about now?" The performer says, "Well, now we go home and we put a shirt over the elephant. Underneath the shirt, the rope is so tight that we have to get a second attempt if we want to succeed." The man says, "So now you keep the bet, if you catch the elephant, I can keep the cage." The performer says, "I'm not convinced that's possible. Let me try again." The man goes home and they put a shirt over the elephant. It works like a charm - you can see the rope start to untie the elephant. But the second attempt doesn't happen. The man gets suspicious and is convinced that something happened. He's convinced that his friend and his wife are cheating. They got in the house and they hide in the bedroom closet. The man hears the door open from outside. From out of nowhere a big black man is yelling: "The fuck is that? Come outside, come out of the closet, we don't need this anymore, I'm calling the cops!"

She's a keeper. A stick. I can't wait to see your face when you open it. Eggs get laid. Because it's the scenter. The good news is, you're not the first patient to come in here looking for a chemo treatment. The bad news is, we're going to have to amputate both your legs." It's not you, it's me. A Moo-slim. All that money and nothing to chauffeur it.

Author: Photo of author Meghan Curran Meghan Curran
Published on June 8, 2022
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