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I don't know that I would say I'm bad at it, but I am bad at drawing.

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Because he can't see shit. because you can always eat on it. She said she was a Wizzard. I think she's a keeper. He was out-standing in his field. It's either sunni or shiite The librarian said "Fuck off, you won't bring it back." I wouldn't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face. A wok a wok a wok

It's called Yoga pants. It's a wholemeal. You can only fit three fingers inside a bowling ball. She just passed away. I'm going to call it "Lickety Split". Because they can't even. None. They just beat the room for being black. I was gonna say something, but I'm not that crazy about jokes at the park. They are having a mid-life crisis.

Benoit B. Mandelbrot I got arrested by the cops for doing 80 I just don't see the point Because the grass tickles his balls. The bartender says, "What'll it be, boys?" But I don't think he knows who these people are. Well, if it can make it there... It can make it a lot there. You make a sound like a frog. So when they come back to port, they can just Scandinavian.

Sometimes I even let her in He said he couldn't complain. I'm just not sure if I should take it or leave it in there. Oh shit I forgot to tell you guys, it's all white. I've got some cooked chicken for dinner. They can't see black people I don't know how to repay you... They're both black holes that suck up everything. Because it's the scenter

He gets a concussion and dies later that night. Because of his pal Kanye West The father replies, Well son They're always a bit sketchy. Glockamole Because it's the scenter because they don't believe in a higher power. Not enough mud A woman is at home when she hears someone knocking at her door. She goes to the door opens it and sees a man standing there. He asks the lady, "Do you have a Vagina?" She slams the door in disgust. The next morning she hears a knock at the door, its the same man and he asks the same question to the woman, "Do you have a Vagina?" She slams the door again. Later that night when her husband gets home she tell him what has happened for the last two days. The husband tells his wife in a loving and concerned voice, "Honey, I am taking an off tomorrow so as to be home, just incase this guy shows up again." The next morning they hear a knock at the door and both ran for the door. The husband whisperes to the wife, "Honey, im going to hide behind the door and listen and if it is the same guy I want you to answer yes to the question because I want to a see where he's going with this." She nods yes to her husband and opens the door. Sure enough the same fellow is standing there, he asks, "Do you have a Vagina?" "Yes I do." says the lady. The man replies, "Good, would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife's alone and start using yours!"

Author: Photo of author Woody Serrano Woody Serrano
Published on May 15, 2022
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