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I feel like I'm in the 80s. I don't really remember.

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It was a rip off A pull up bar Because I have trouble pronouncing it. I can't believe he hasnt heard it yet. Your mom. It's a dead giveaway It's a dead giveaway So it could be a Ford Focus. I said, "I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision."

To get to the other side. Because they don't like Dicks! They both love a tight seal. And men,women, and their spouses. It's always "Ayyyyy" ...I think it's best described as a "Mommy Dump." Doyouthinkyspacebar The Titanic So I killed him and the judge gave me 25 years.

For Hispanic attacks You can't hear an enzyme The doctor replied, Yeah He said it was a shih tzu. He's looking for the teacher He fell out of his chair That's why they call me a sleuth boy. Because he was sitting in the back of the oven. Bacon and eggs

Because he's always in the weeds. He was fighting off fucking Nazis. A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer. 'This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it you.' The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, 'Which do you want, son?' The boy takes the quarters and leaves. 'What did I tell you?' said the barber. 'That kid never learns!' Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. 'Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?' The boy licked his cone and replied, 'Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!' I don't know how to say this He was outstanding in his field! It was a real eye-opener. He was a little shellfish I think he's just dropping the base. It was a double-slit experiment.

Author: Photo of author Brielle Kelley Brielle Kelley
Published on June 8, 2022
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