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They're always up to something. ...A lorry driver hails from the Netherlands. He picks up a passenger from the lorry and drives into the UK side of the road. The passenger is shocked. "How did you do that?" he asks. The driver replies " Through a series of miracles, most of them were true, but I'm the only one who truly loved her." It was tense. He's a keeper Because they're never spot-on Because he was a little chili.
He has a lot of thots and fits. Skipper snacks! It's because they're the only ones with their pants on. My best friend's been dead for years now. He's the man behind the bars He was caught drinking on the job.
He goes to get the baby but the woman is nowhere to be found. He gets so angry and frustrated that he decides to hide the baby in his car. While he is driving down the street, he sees a nun walking on the sidewalk. He pulls over and asks the nun if he can drop the baby for her. The nun agrees and the man drops the baby for her. After a few minutes, the nun gets out of the car and walks up to the man and says, "Thank you so much for dropping my baby. Please come and have a seat at the station." The man asks, "Why is it that I have to sit here, but you get to have a seat at the station?" The nun replies, "Well, as you know, I am a nun, and I cannot lie." She then asks the man, "Have you ever committed a sin?" The man answers, "No, but I've had sex with a baby." The nun says, "Well, then, you can have a baby." The man answers, "Well, I guess I'm not going to... but... may I ask... what is the baby size?" The nun replies, "Well, that is easy. It is medium." The man replies, "OK, and will you hold it between your legs, so I can look it up?" The nun answers, "Of course." The man then says, "Well, I would like to show you... what does it look like?" The nun asks the man if he has ever seen a penis. The man says he has never seen a penis, and begins to stroke the baby. The nun then asks the man to flip the baby over. The man does and looks up at the baby. The man then says, "Well, I think I see the problem... it's too big." The nun then says, "Well, then I would suggest you rub it with baby sized softener." The first one asks, "Where did I come from?" The second replies, "My wife" It's fucking r/aww It was a national treasure. It's fucking r/aww The third grade teacher was asking students what their fathers did for a living. Timmy stood up and said "My dad is a fireman." Katie stood up and said "My dad is a police officer." Little Johnny stood up and said "My dad is a nurse." The teacher said "Well I guess you can all be doctors." Johnny said "Nah, I'm just a poor boy."
You won't believe how much Sex I am having since following this simple advice. It's not hard. You don't need to buy dog food It's the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse. They're both cauldron She said, "I don't know, but it's more than 5 because my boyfriend hasn't arrived yet."
I just don't get it. Because it's a Dell. I'm going to call it the Nailing News. I'm gonna call it the Nailing News. Because he had an axeident Cause you are a fucking prick.
A pharmacist Because they're all true! Because the sun is ultra bright. Because he's got little legs. Because the grass tickles their balls. It's the space of nuns.