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I have a friend who is an American soldier who came home from Iraq and immediately started crying

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It was a minor problem. To get to the other side. I was like, wow, are you a vet? You should be vet... you have a lot of practice doing the wrong thing." A Land Rover. But I don't know how to take it I guess you could call it "polar". I'm a big fan. They're both oral fixation.

Even if you have a really good hand. They're both oral fixation. Now I'm just a poor conductor Wiped his ass. Because he was outstanding in his field. The first orders a pint, the second orders half a pint, the third orders a quarter of a pint, and so on. Finally, the barman pours two pints and says "you mathematicians, you just don't know your limits" You only get laid once, you only get hard once and it takes the cunt ages to get hard. A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign saying "If you can make the horse laugh, you get free drinks for the night", intrigued, he walks up to the horse and whispers something in his ear, the horse starts laughing his head off. The man walks to the bartender and asks "how'd you do it", the bartender says "well the first time I told him I had a bigger dick than him, the second time I showed him"

I don't know.. They are so full of themselves. They both have a foot long and a nose. President Trump I still do but I used to too Duck-ling. The librarian says, "They're right behind you!" Because the ones that aren't are dead.

The boy says, "Dad, can't you use a sponge?" Isn't it odd that the first officer is black? He was a real picky eater. I'm not sure if I should break up with her, or keep using the money I saved from not shopping. It's all about the art of keepaway Mum He's a real asshole It's a big red flag

Author: Photo of author Micah Abbott Micah Abbott
Published on May 15, 2022
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