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It's turning out to be a really shitty relationship M'laria A man was pulled over for going 20 in a 30 zone. The officer looked in his rear view and said "I've been waiting for someone like you all day." I thought it'd be a nice jester. I thought it'd be a nice jester. A hootini! It's like, one byte at a time. I was in the public toilets.

They're just a bunch of fuckin' assholes I said to myself... "I need to pee." I feel it will be a major breakthrough They're only good when they last for six seconds. I said "That's the last thing I need" They all have a blast! Because the passenger got tired. A man walks into a bar, and ask the bartender "so, are you a hooker?". The bartender replies "why yes, I am". The man says "who gave you a nickel? I want a hooker, I want a hooker". The bartender says "I assure you, I am the best hooker in all of Ireland and will gladly take you in to give you the best blowjob you've ever had in your life". The man says "Thank you, but I don't want money". There is a second man coming in, and he asks "how much for a blowjob?". The bartender says "who gave you a nickel?". The man says "well, I want a nickel, I want a real blowjob". The bartender says "I'll take you in to give you the best blowjob of your life". So the 2 men go into the bathroom, the first man comes out and the bartender asks "so, did you get a blowjob?". The man replies "no, I lost the nickel".

I guess they have nothing to go on I don't know. I don't have 2020 vision. Because they keep jumping on the job offers. I used to be a wee lad, but I know life isn't fair and people want more fairies. A pilot It's the World Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right next to the pitch. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbour if someone will be sitting there. 'No,' says the neighbour. 'The seat is empty.' 'This is incredible,' said the man. 'Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Final and not use it?' The neighbour says, 'Well actually the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first World Cup Final we haven't been to together since we got married.' 'Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. That's terribleโ€ฆ.But couldn't you find someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbour to take the seat?' The man shakes his head. 'No,' he says. 'They're all at the funeral.' I reply "I guess it was just my imagination." And I'm not even a member.

A healthy and happy Armenian. Nice belt. By counting an endless line of people jumping over hurdles. Now she's my wife Because it was unjust to the state It would be a shame if someone put an 's' at the front, and an 'e' at the end... they're always taking things literally He is a little cross.

Author: Photo of author Mahad Love Mahad Love
Published on June 8, 2022
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