I just took a giant shit at work and I'm talking to a coworker about it. It was really intense.

Because I'm a heart surgeon. It's the most expensive way to get to the same couch. They both like to crack open a cold one It's the most expensive way to get to the same couch. Because I'm a heart surgeon. The other one ducks. It's only a wack movie.
It's only a wack movie. I am now a 18 year old virgin The doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see you're nuts." You need to grow up So I went home. Because he was a little chili A nail gun!
It was a fleet choice. But it's too long The British are coming! Don't worry, they'll tell you. He runs past his mom on the bicycle and his dad jumps out and starts yelling at him. He says "What are you doing? Why are you jumping around?" The boy answers "I'm taking a shit." The dad asks "What, do you see that brick on the window? Well jump on it and take a shit!" The boy does and jumps off the bike. The dad yells at him again "Now do you see that tree down there? Well jump on it and take a shit!" The boy does and jumps off the bike. The dad yells at him again "Now do you see that lamppost over there? Well jump on it and take a shit!" The boy jumps off the bike, falls to his hands and knees and starts taking a huge shit. The dad looks at him and says "Now, do you see that wall over there? I don't see it, but I'll have a go at it." Because he was a little chili I said "you're pulling my leg"
The Holocaust I said, "I don't know." They're really good at it. ...I'm not sure what they are laced with, but I've been tripping all day. .... that my wife was busy looking through a pet store. I'm not sure if I should call it an Ejacuel-mosis. He said, "Kiss me now!" I said, "I'm not ready for my first wife yet".
It's true! I saw it with my own eyes! He liked to keep it low-key. He wanted to take the edge off All I did was take a day off A ham-brrrrd. A small medium at large. You're really pulling my leg.
