I like this a lot. It's relaxing sometimes, I like to be in nature
He used a Luigi board. After you've lost your wife, you're going to lose your dog too. You get a few whale strikes. It doesn't matter what you call him. It won't come. he had a heart attack Does that make them "cool"? He was shot down 3 times
He said "Nah I'm not going to go". Now that I'm an adult, I'm finding it really hard to hold it in. They're both good at planting evidence In a library, you can find a copy of the original manuscript of the Bible, but there are no good ones. I don't know if I can tell you guys, but she is, she just put a mirage in the kitchen window. She also told me that I can't have any pudding if I don't eat my meat It's called a "Jerk Off" machine
Because I don't want to be cremated. They're both fucking close to water. ...but you can't make him a drinking man. ...but I don't know where to start. I guess that's why they call it the grandest form of escapism. He said "Don't raise the steaks" One day a man, who has a terrible speech impediment due to his speech impediment, goes into a bar in a small mid-west town. He walks up to the bartender and asks for a pint of beer. The bartender is surprised to see this man and exclaims, "James! What happened to you?" James replies, "well, I was at church yesterday minding my own business and a lady sitting next to me overheard my prayers and in a very loud voice asked if she could say a prayer, and I could only pray a short prayer to the Lord, and as soon as she finished saying the Lord prayer, she sat on the chair and I got up and I got a running start. When I got to where I was, I couldn't help but pull a beard. When the lady was seated next to me, she put her feet up on the chair and I couldn't help but pull my beard to look at her. When we finished our prayers, she looked at me and said, 'God bless Mommy and Dad, and thank you for being such a good angel.' "So I pulled my beard to look at her and she turned around and slapped me." "This is the third time I've had to tell you, James, this is the fourth time you've gone to the bar and you've asked for a pint of beer. " "So, I pulled my beard to look at her and she turned around and slapped me. "So, you're telling me that you've once been verbally abused in a bar, physically or otherwise?" "No, no, no," James says. "I was doing the Lord's work in a very high pitch and a lady sitting next to me gave me a big hello." "Whose that lady,?" "That was just the barkeep." "
It's the only time we can't send a single astronaut to Uranus. It was a dirty double crosser. The number of victims I was surprised it wasn't a black hole. It's called "Hare-I-Know" None. They wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years. She said I'm a faggot.
He stole the spotlight. ...I said "Yeah man, but at least we can do it as a group." A ████ He said it's just regular ice but with a C-section! He had to work it out with a pencil. Because he was outstanding in his field! He was under a lot of pressure.
So a guy walks into a pub in Ireland and sees a sign hanging over the bar that reads: CHEESEBURGER: $1.50 CHICKEN SANDWICH: $2.50 HAND JOB: $10.00 He walks up to the bar and beckons one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks. "Can I help you?" she asks. "I was wondering," whispers the man. "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" "Yes," she purrs. "I am." The man replies, "Well, wash your hands. I want a cheeseburger." She said "you're flabbergassed." A-mean-ol'-acid I told him I don't have the balls for it Ho Ho Ho I can't believe they're still hanging on to the fucking shit He's been out of work for so long he's been taking the cops around