I love books. My audiophile friends are reading all kinds. I am an only child.
The piano has one. I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch. It was a pretty shitty situation. They both keep saying "get out of here". Because they are not expected to do shit. The more damage you do to them, the more you get an advantage But I just can't put my finger on it
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, Dad And he said, "I'll be Mozart." I said, "You can't write music, you can't play music." He said, "But I'm a violin." I don't know, I was too busy jacking off. ...it'll be a cat ass trophy. They don't know where home is. So I was driving down the highway and I saw this sign that said, "Sisters of Saint Mary's House of Prostitution - 8 Mile Service". On the other side of the sign was a sign that said, "Sisters of Saint Mary's House of Prostitution - 8 Mile Service". I was so going to drive past that, but I saw the signs and I knew that I wasn't going to get far in an attempt to satisfy my craving. The driver of the car in front of me spotted the signs and turned red. He went to the door and said, "I'm sorry, I didn't realize you were Catholic." I said, "I am, but I'm not Catholic either." He said, "I am, but I'm not Protestant. What about the sign?" I said, "That says, 'Catholic Prostitute'. I'm not Catholic, I'm Protestant." He said, "I am, but I'm not Protestant." Then I said, "Okay, but how do you know that?" He said, "Because you're in a wheelchair." A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later there's a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail on the porch. The snail says: 'What the hell was that all about?'
Because a part of his job involves putting people in their place. Because he was outstanding in his field A boy scout comes home from camp. Because they don't believe in higher powers. I am not sure what the joke is, but something inside me says yes. Because when they come, they are wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and car with them. They're so full of themselves.
Because it was in the middle of 9/11. Because it was out standing in its field. I said, "There's a pussy on the other side!" A Mexican magician tells the audience he is going to disappear on the count of 3. He says "uno, dos..." *poof*. He disappeared without a tres. It's called Okra Ring. A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?" We're calling it "Aids."