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I mean I'm not an expert, but seems like it must be a pain in the ass.

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But we never knew it would be so hard to cum. It was a bike-slide. It was a booby trap. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus ...and then it dawned on me. He was outstanding in his field. Him: no, I just want to fit in... After all, they have a lot of experience when it comes to insuring the existence of anything that isn't real. It's called "The Art of the Deal"

But there was nothing in the bag A jock who does nothing all day long I said "I didn't know you could yodle" It's usually about 90 degrees. I think it's because of my increased vulnerability to manual labor A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink, and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all over the place, eating everything behind the bar. Then the monkey jumps on to the pool table and swallows a billiard ball. The bartender screams at the guy, "Your monkey just ate the cue ball off my pool table - whole!" "Sorry," replied the guy. "He eats everything in sight, the little bastard. I'll pay for everything." The man finishes his drink, pays and leaves. Two weeks later, he's in the bar with his pet monkey, again. He orders a drink, and the monkey starts running around the bar. The monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his ass, pulls it out and eats it. The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" he asks. "Yeah," replies the guy. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he swallowed that cue ball, he measures stuff first." the figure of speech. ...and the barber whispers to his customer, This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you." The parents were shocked

Because he didn't mooood bae. The holocaust. No, but April may. ...but I think it's nice ...but it's also terrible. They never get old. According to the latest pole. It's called two-watt bulbs Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

You're a fucking joke. The bartender says, "What is this, a joke?" I don't know but they sure made a mint. That way I can say, "Hey, you little shit!" A man is driving down the road and his car breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?" A Rastafarian walks into a bar. He asks the barman for a pint of beer and a ham sandwich. The barman replies, "Sorry, we don't serve food here." I am sorry for wasting your time She was a myxxajh Not everyone gets it

They were inside jokes. It's so sad, she was such a good shot A pimp. A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough." I have no idea, but you definitely wouldn't find any there. I'm a little pail. You force them. The bartender says, "what can I get you Mr. President?" I think that's why I'm still a virgin.

A new last name. ... and the bartender says "Hey Mr. President! What can I get you?" A trampoline. Oral sex makes your day. Anal sex makes your hole weak. And now I'm terminally ill. I mean, what are the odds that both of them have the same cup size? A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between the sexes, and which one is better. Finally, the boy drops his pants and says, Here's something I have that you'll never have!" The little girl is pretty upset by this Dude, it's really hot today, how about we take a dip in the sea. The barman says "why the long face?"

Author: Photo of author Zaara Allen Zaara Allen
Published on June 8, 2022
Tags: troll spider wumbo pear lgbt wildflire

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