I really like that I don't have to deal with that pesky alcoholic in my life
The test was a IQ test. A Fsh But when I do, he laughs. The same goes for the phrase "explosive diarrhea." All of the shots they took didn't stop them But no one ever remembers his or her face A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough." I think I'm going to call it the "Coronavirus Shot".
Red. Because you can't see in the dark. They are both trying to get a Pikachu. ...but if you don't, you're fucking retarded. I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day ...and it's usually brought to me while I'm driving He was a real small medium at large He had a loco motive
she was a real handful You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it. she said if she told me it would defeat the purpose. But I don't think I could pull it off. You don't want to press your luck. I asked him, "What is the name of the strain?" "I was expecting to find something." The father replies, Well son
Iceland Well I've finally become a PhD… A two-tailed ant. Because he was a Crip. Because you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time And a table, and a chair... A working title Because he's a cereal rapist.
A poopsicle Because I've never heard a one sing "I will take my coffee black". *-otherwise-* It was a big dill It's a pleasure to serve you. Because they lactose. a job well done So I told him "My dick is like a computer"