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I would love to meet a new friend that I can spend the night with

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The only thing that I've lost is my virginity The mother replied, "Because if you had kids you'd be a doctor too." Cantaloupe He says to the librarian, "I'll have a cheeseburger, a large fry, and a large coke." The librarian looks up and says, "Sir, this is a library." The man whispers back, "*Oh* sorry." It was a shih tzu. Pumpkin Pi Because the "pee" is silent.

... along the Hudson Bay. I'm sure I'll be able to get away with it once I've got the experience under control. The only reason I'm a good electrician is because I've been training for a while It's a real pain in the ass. The husband leans over and asks his wife, Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you." She gets the extra strain. A man walks in to a bar and sees a sign that reads: CHEESEBURGER: $1.50 CHICKEN SANDWICH: $2.50 HAND JOB: $10.00 He walks up to the bar and beckons one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks. "Can I help you?" she asks. "I was wondering," whispers the man. "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" "Yes," she purrs. "I am." The man replies, "Then wash your hands. I want a cheeseburger." Then I realized I was watching a dog chasing his tail.

I guess you can say he was on the lam. A man goes into a bar and sees a sign that reads: CHEESEBURGER: $1.50 CHICKEN SANDWICH: $2.50 HAND JOB: $10.00 He walks up to the bar and beckons one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks. "Can I help you?" she asks. "I was wondering," whispers the man. "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" "Yes," she purrs. "I am." The man replies, "Then wash your hands. I want a cheeseburger." It was a play on words. ...and so, I guess, we have a tonne of woe-trees. I said "Do you want a space?" A woman is going home after a long day at work. When she gets outside she sees a sign for a brothel. She walks in and sees a sign that says, "we're open 24/7" so she walks to the front. She sees a sign for a gay bar and walks in. The sign says, "we're open 24/7" so she walks to the front. She sees a sign for a house and walks in. The sign says, "we're open 24/7" so she walks to the front. She sees a sign for a gay bar and walks in. The sign says, "we're open 24/7" so she walks to the front. I just stopped reading.

But i think it's growing on me Whenever I hear a joke that ends with prep-and-donut, I stop for a moment and think to myself, "well, that's probably something I've heard before." A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?" Little Johnny was driving with his dad on a back road when suddenly a vampire jumped onto the bonnet of the car. Johnny tried to swerve but the vampire just kept on running at them. Eventually, they run out of fuel and are about to crash, when they see a gas station a few miles ahead. Johnny goes to the gas station and asks the man how much he needs to put in the tank. The man tells him it will be about 30 cents. Johnny hesitates for a bit, but puts in the extra bucks and gives the man the money. Johnny goes back to his dad and tells him the money is okay. Dad says to Johnny "I could have been richer, but I got the hell out of there with that vampire!" but I didn't have a good connection. They don't have a leg to stand on. The other half are waiting for Comcast to fix their internet connection.

I have no interest in seeinges. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything." I guess you could call that a combo-iscope. One day, a young boy came home from school and said to his father, "Dad, my hand is getting tired." His father said, "Why do you say that, my son?" The boy replied, "Because I'm getting the hell out of here." The next day the boy came home from school and said, "Dad, I'm still getting tired." The father asked, "Why now, my son?" The boy replied, "Because I'm leaving for work." The father looked at his son for a moment, then replied, "Just as well you are too, my son." They are both a bunch of fucking pussies. Because they are in sects. It's the only way he can beat her.

The other man says "I wish you didn't have a foot" It's just a pigment of your imagination. It's the most depressing thing I've ever read. A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. "Certainly," says the bartender, "but why the big pause?" The man pauses before responding, "I don't know, I've always had them." The mother, in a panic, runs to the living room to find her son lying on the floor in a pool of blood. She sees her son is laying on the floor and asks him what happened. He says, "Well, you see, while I was doing sex with my girlfriend, she kept yelling 'Oh God, I'm coming!'" Because they can't even. It's so hard to find enough new, like-minded people to replace them.

Author: Photo of author Katherine Gonzales Katherine Gonzales
Published on June 8, 2022
Tags: crash weekend stir fry commute depression haters gonna hate

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