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But he's the only one that I know who really gets it through a full court press The authorities have warned the public to be on the lookout for a gang of hardened criminals. I'm a faux pas It's an assassination When the police came, they asked the farmer if he saw the thief, but he said he didn't have his glasses. The officer looked them over and said "No sir, you're just ugly." Because it was an ex-face I guess I'd say it was the most awkward 45 minutes of my life Because he's a fungi It's all about the execution.

When a drug dealer comes into town and weeps in a gay accent. What's his problem?" It's always "B" The site will be known as "the Wild Wild" I can't tell you how upset I am. Because he told everyone that he was a little chili. He was a kitchen meth lab. So my girlfriend has a new boyfriend. They're both F-ing retarded. He was a bad conductor A guy walks into a bar with a small wooden box. He sits down and orders a beer. The bartender gives him the beer, and asks, "What's in the box?". The guy says, "A mule and a chicken". Puzzled, the bartender asks, "Why does it even fucking matter?". The guy replies, "Well, if it can make meat, why can't it make eggs?".

I'd have to change my name. The man says "Now I have some." Because they can't be anyone else. Look, I can explain. I was in the public toilets and had just sat down, a voice from the next cubicle said Hi! He's a big read man. without a penis. Because it was a little horse When they come first.

She got a cock-or-two. As a German, this is a german reaction. But I don't want to be cremated. The barman says "sorry, we don't serve food here." Because they can't even. I'm not buying it. ...because they eat meat, they're vegan, they don't sweat vegetables, and they're vegetarian. A mother and father took their 6 year old son to a nude beach. As the boy walked along the beach, he noticed that some of the ladies had boobs bigger than his mother's, and asked her why. She told her son, "The bigger they are the dumber the person is." The boy pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger willies than his dad. His mother replied, "The bigger they are the dumber the person is." Again satisfied with this answer, the boy returns to the ocean to play. Shortly after, the boy returned again. He promptly tells his mother, "Daddy is talking to the dumbest girl on the beach, and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets." I'd be like: "Why y'all keep giving me all these dimes?"

...I'd be like: "Why y'all keep giving me all these dimes?" ...I'd be like: "Why y'all keep giving me all these dimes?" Ones a heated yam, the other is a yeeted ham. He said "I don't care" It was a shih tzu It was a shih tzu They're both fucking close to water. ...he was a real nutcase. I didn't even know it was her until after I put my pants on.

Author: Photo of author Kiran Patterson Kiran Patterson
Published on June 8, 2022
Tags: artificial intelligence ruby

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