I'm a security guard. I work at a bank.
Because when you apply it in the right way, it makes the world a better place. It's a pity. Because I listen to his music so infrequently. At the end of his first day on the force, he was already under attack from the ring. I'd have none. Whoops, wrong sub. It was a play on words. She said she was going to see the movie about her grandfather and a friend asked: why is your grandfather a cannibal? And she said: I don't know, he's just a kid. Because it was a petafile.
They both like to crack open a cold one. You know it's wrong, but sooner or later you're going to stick your tongue in it. Satan. Because they can't keep a straight face. I told him it's because I want to be a master of feeling the suffering of millions." Because they don't know where home is... I see the door One slip of tongue and you're in deep shit. He's a small medium at large
Now I'm going to get a divorce When you can see the asshole on TV talking to himself. A shitload because they have the right to bare arms. It's the only way I'll ever get to see my dad. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked, what happened and the man explained. "Well, doc, it's like this--first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up the neighbor and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing." The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?" The old man replied, "Yep, none of us could get the jar open." A, because it has another 1. He was the only one that showed up. Because he was a master of unrest.
Why were they fleeing from the police instead of just walking? It's supreme cockiness... He's dead now, just a warm corpse. I'm in charge of euthanising cats at the kennel. I'd be a billionaire. No one showed up Because they don't want to be mistaken for feminists He's got a chip on his shoulder. Because it's the only way they can get a grip on reality.