I’m a simple man, I’m not into sports and that is what I enjoy

I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day. You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets the credit. Kermit's fingers It's called My Butt Butt Butt The first guy says to the other, "How do you drive this thing?" So I drank a case of Ace of Smirnafluff.

I was in the public restroom and had just sat down, when a guy walked in and sat down beside me. I couldn't help but stare at him, for he was the most handsome man I had ever seen. He's the type of guy who when the train comes to a stop right before it comes around the corner, he's there for the entire journey, no questions asked. I said to him, "What are you doing in here?" He said, "Well, I'm studying psychology and I'm going to be turning some of this anger and frustration into love and happiness." I was very impressed with his honesty. So when the train came around the corner and I was just about to take a quick look at myself, I asked him, "Well, what do you think?" And he replied, "I think you're a very lucky person." And I said, "Well why doesn't everyone do that?" And he responded, "I don't know, maybe because you're black." I was thinking of asking the postal service but I'll probably need to wait a week... A husband and wife were golfing when suddenly the wife asked, "Honey, if I died would you get married again?" The husband said, "No sweetie." The woman said, "I'm sure you would." So the man said, "Okay, I would" Then the woman asked, "Would you let her sleep in our bed?" And the man replied, "Ya, I guess so." Then the wife asked, "Would you let her use my golf clubs?" And the husband replied, "No, she's left handed." He was in denial. Fo' drizzle Mourning Wood

It was a rip off. They want to make America grate again I don't see what was so scary Because they don't have no-body to go out with! Zeus got pretty mad and said, "Look, I can't do anything about the orc-thing in your head!" Because they don't have no-body to go out with!

But I didn't have to do it. I just had to get out of the womb. Because she's a woman A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?" The monks graciously accept him So that's why I can't think straight I guess that's why they call it a "dyslexia clinic" I thought it was the second coming.

It's true though. I can't believe he was still alive after that. they are both inbred They come across a pile of dog shit. The first guy says "See that dog shit over there? Let's eat it". The second guy says "I think I'll have some of that". The first guy picks up a cat and eats it. The second guy picks up a dog and eats it. The first guy says " I think I'll have a Coke." I thought it was a nice jester. I will make it rain!

Because you're only beautiful from down under Sneakers. I suppose a trailer park still isn't profitable. You're such a Liar! It's called the "Watch Out For Falling Rocks" Get it?

Author: Inaaya Church