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It's water under the bridge now! His name was Mr. Hang Ten My Cloud I'm going to write a whole book on the ninjas in Eiffel. You can't beat what you can beat. He was a carpenter that died by being nailed to a piece of wood, so he might have had a point. They need to be dead before they can go into space. They're both a little dull, but if you smack them around a few times, they work like new. So they can run their fingers through their hair. It's called the "Grizzly mountain"

I guess that made it a tomato It was kind of a dick. The police are looking into it I'd have to say I would've given him my job. A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of b*tches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of b*tches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we're going down the tracks." The mother went nuts and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language." Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today." As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the b*tch in the kitchen." And a table. And a chair. It's called *a dell* I guess you can say I had a semester screwed. Because the grass tickles their balls

He was really worried about his weight. All the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped. They were going to call it the *Cunt-way*. I don't think they understood when I told them "I wanna watch" That way, I would have a job I could look at Well, the flag is a big plus. I wouldn't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face ...but I've never seen the power of an irishman's wiener. They love that one-to-one time

It's called "Over N'der" He's told to check his luggage, and as he reaches into his pocket, he pulls out a thermometer. Confused, he replies, "I didn't realize you had a pen." I'm not sure how I feel about that. Its not like I have 2020 vision So I called the cops. A cucumber It would be a shame if someone put an 's' at the front, and an 'e' at the end... Hob-daqckh It was just collecting dust.

They both say "insert Bill here" the bartender says "what is this, a joke?" I don't know, I just click submit. I'd have none. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" A man is sitting at home watching TV when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later there's a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: 'What the hell was that all about?' I'm not an alcoholic. I just wish to be one. ...and the barber whispers to his customer, This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you." The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other There were many red flags.

Author: Photo of author Emer Kim Emer Kim
Published on May 15, 2022
Tags: story wumbo

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