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I'm down with that! I'm in my final year of college (3.99) and I'm just really down with it right now

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I'm down with that! I'm in my final year of college (3.99) and I'm just really down with it right now funny dank candy meme feature image

I'm a bad electrician. He was a small medium at large. I guess they don't appreciate random people coming up to their door. A-mean-ol'-acid It was a shih tzu! How do you ruin a joke? They found it in a man's bathroom.

Cum on your hands and let the flies fly. Because they are always a bit one sided A time traveller walks into a bar. He said it's because we're a species. Because you look like you love me How the fuck do they keep coming back in? It's just a pigment of your imagination.

It's called a PETA-Fied Pizza I don't know, but their flag is a huge plus. I'm only really good at cleaning the windows. It's called "Auntie Lefty" The lost and hound When I woke up, my pillow was missing. Because the earth is flat and he's a repost.

Because they bring joy Dirty bastards A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?" He was a handyman. A busty-o You're dyslexic

A man and his wife are having sex. The man says "this is the best sex we've ever had, I want to do it every day." His wife responds "that's great, but I can't get enough blood into my spleen, would you like to use a different method?" The man says "I don't know, I just want to get it off." I still do, but I used to, too. He was just trying to fit in A doctor! What kind of doctor would cover a patient for a latke? He would've been executed. It's been a long day, so all I have to go on are the odds. 15 years old and locked up in a basement

"You're a small arms dealer." ...and I'm pretty sure you'd prefer a large hard on instead. Because they have the most hits per game. They said it would be like winning the Lottery. To my horror they were right, we had six matching balls. I'm not sure if I should come here every day or not! He was looking for Pooh One day, a man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?"

Author: Photo of author Lacie Allman Lacie Allman
Published on June 8, 2022
Tags: happiness i know where you live pots and pans metrics fat trash can vegan

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