Im getting there fast! I am doing my best
Because they cantaloupe. A lady comes home from her doctor's appointment grinning from ear to ear. Her husband asks, "What did you do today?" The wife says, "I watched a movie at my friends house." The husband says, "That's great. What movie did you watch?" The wife says, "Finding Nemo." The husband says, "I was watching porn." The wife says, "Pornhub said you watched porn." The French flag. a brewer I'm not sure if I'm going to end up with a 170 pound dog or an 194 pound dog. I would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you medaling kids! Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese Mafia He was gladiator.
I don't know, but their flag is a huge plus. I used to get an erection everytime I saw a chick peeking at me. Then I found out that she was a Naked Japanese Girl. A girl goes to her mother and tells her that she is pregnant. The mother is surprised and asks her daughter what happened. She said, "Nothing." The next morning, the girl is sleeping so she asks her mother, "What did you do last night?" The mother replied, "I made love to your sister." The daughter says, "Well that's great! You didn't get pregnant, did you?" I am going to call it the "Pun-Knot of Hate." A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough." I guess that's why they call it cheating The first thing they did when they woke up was peeing. I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day.
But I'm clean now. ...then I guess the real choke is always in the comets. Cause I'm a good listener The man said "I can't complain" It's called the ASS-tron. Mourning wood. You have to pay to have a pussy shaved It was a shih tzu.
Callicle They're both looking for a tight seal. Because they're not PC It's all on the net and we're still dying They can't find the library. In his defence, one of his colleagues shouted at him "why don't you just ask him where the library is at?!" Glad never again We just call him Dav now