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I'm going into med school! Med school is my 2nd dream, thanks for the tip!

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It was dead. Did you see the news report about the brain dead driver? Because they can't even I'm not sure how I feel about it. They both have little boys' jeans half off. Who is this person and why are people like me giving an imaginary friend or the opposite of the person they are? The man sitting next to him says, "What are you doing, sir?" The blind man says, "I'm reading the paper. It says you have an election problem." Some of your parents are holidays... Apparently that's not how it's played, though. The man just sat there in silence and the bartender handed him a beer.

WAAAAAAATTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! When his dick taste like shit. "Are you eating the potato in the middle?" He was looking for a tight seal. But we won't let him in, because he kept bringing the babies in. Flat and White. I said to him "You're lacking imagination" Another one. A dam job

They're still trying to figure out who's conducting the experiment. Dynamite You can negotiate with a terrorist. A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later A neon nazi A man in the crowd mumbling to himself: "Not much of a story." I was looking for a box of my own semen, but couldn't find any. He was a little shellfish. I'm gonna call it "Sick of the Dad"

So I'm starting to feel like a two-faced monster. So when someone asks, tell them it's 12345678 The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything." Sell them! Because they're all dead. You don't have to meet her father. You don't have to meet her father. Because they're all dead. She's a keeper.

The doctors described his condition as stable. ...Because they can't C#. They're both fucking close to water. It's about fucking time. I said "I'm not sure, I dont have 20/20 vision". A man goes to a bar and sees a fat girl dancing on a table. He walks over to her and says, "Wow, nice legs!" She is flattered and replies, "You really think so?" The man says, "Oh definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now." Gums. That's why I never use them. Because I really hate marathons

Bites of toast Because they are not allowed to run in the hallway. "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" He did not like his dishes. It was a play on words It was just a warm up Because then they would be uncles! I'm in for a shit-load of problems, I'm gone to the bathroom and I'm halfway up the pole! He was afraid of falling out of the tree.

Author: Photo of author Darin Goulding Darin Goulding
Published on June 8, 2022
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