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I’m in my late twenties and I still haven't mastered the art of apologizing.

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Because I'm not sure what to do with the other kids. A shortcoming I'm a priest. ...suck. So, there was a whole lot of passion, but it ended when she said "I'm so glad you came!" They always come in a little behind.

Good luck finding a woman that enjoys a little foreplay When I'm outdoors, I'm out of the sun. It's when you put her in the trunk that she starts to freak out. ...If you have a bad experience with it as a child, you probably won't enjoy it as an adult. Because they always pull out. I just need a little bit of self-confidence

When I was a kid my father would always tell me to give up my seat to a friend or he would throw me out of the bus. I did that every single time and I still have the ticket. The only thing that was missing was a decent network connection It was a huge red flag. Fucking assholes. I'm currently working on it. He didn't know there was a vas deferens.

I didn't know she could stoop so low. Couldn't find any. A master-baiter Don't know if this is a repost so say so. With a dust pan and brush. They both came in a little behind.

A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?" It's a pretty obscure number, you've probably never heard it. No son, have you seen my dad glasses? ...but I'd sure like to try it. A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later I still don't know why we got so upset when he threw a bread knife at me.

Author: Photo of author Kaila Charlton Kaila Charlton
Published on June 8, 2022
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