I'm not OBSESS with food!
The bartender says, "sorry, we don't serve minors here." I've been tripping all day. A: They are both filled with fresh meat One day while he was jogging his new car, he passed by a group of girls while he was jogging. One of them had a shoe box. He thought 'wow, what a cute group'. So he jogged past them. On the way back, he turned and saw that they were still jogging. He turned around and he said to the lead jogging with, "Hey guys, I thought I was passing that box of girls!" one of the girls said to him, "Yeah, but we're not allowed to carry the box." The one who can carry two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts. But I see myself redly in it. It was about time I asked if she was alright, but he said, "No, I'm calling from home." They're both fucking close to water!
Bread to Bread A: A dame with big tits Because he was out-standing in his field! ...and being wrong is for women. The man asks the bartender, Can I get a pitcher of beer?" Because the 'P' is silent Does that make me a cereal killer? Because it's the only time he can call her his whore. For hispanic attacks
He was stuck at home crying... I was in the pub and ordered a beer, the barman says "sorry I'm not allowed to serve beers to bears in your area" the bear says "don't worry about it" and drinks the beer. The next day the bear is back but this time he's got a sign on his beer saying "don't drink here" the barman says to the bear "why the big paws?" I said, "Yeah, those look like a couple of big balls". At least I know my date of death is today. I don't know how to say this... Because he was too far out man. It's called the Trump card. A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven I'm just kidding. He can't open it.
He was so dumb-struck he thought he was seeing a ghost. The Bible Because it took the psychopath three days to kill the psychopath. You can only fit three fingers inside a bowling ball. Because the air is free. they are both experts in switching positions in front of a camera I'm afraid I'll have to look into it He has a total disregard for safety A dog goes into a butcher shop and the butcher asks What can I get for you?" The dog says "A rabbit please."