I'm so glad I could be your friend.

They'll always be up to something. Because he couldn't see that well. Because they're ugly and they stink They'll always be up to something. In case they get a hole in one ...but it's grown on me *It's a Sensitive Asshole!* They just don't work. I'm not sure how to feel about it

I can't seem to find any I'm growing pretty tired of people thinking that I'm just some sort of manicure-talent A "not see" The vagina is always open. I'm not sure if it's the drool, or the tears, or the honey, or the spunk, but it's at least a mouthful of shit. A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?" A dog is a man's best friend. Because they're known for fucking nuts. He was in a bit of a jam.

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face. They are all so on edge all the time. They have enough on their plate already If you're reading this, you're already dead. Because it's a hot water bottle cooler Dr. Dre It was an order. She's still in denial. Because it's shameful to display your goods.

He's just not a mourning person. It was so good I just gave it 2 stars I got out of bed. And I said "no, I'm not fucking that". They're both fucking close to water. He was on the rocks Because they're always Stalin A little boy sees his grandpa smoking his cigarettes. The boy asks his grandpa, "Hey grandpa, can I smoke one of those cigarettes?" His grandpa replies, "Can your penis reach your asshole?" The boy says no, and his grandpa says he can't smoke one. The next day, the boy sees his grandpa drinking a beer. Again, the boy asks his grandpa, "Hey, can I drink a beer?" His grandpa asks, "Can your penis reach your asshole?" The boy says no, and grandpa says he can't drink a beer. The next day, the boy is eating some pizza. The grandpa asks, "Hey, can I have some pizza?" The boy asks, "Can your penis reach your asshole?" His grandpa replies, "It most certainly can!" The boy says, "Then go fuck yourself, grandma made these for me!" Because it makes the most sense to burn it down.

they give you a few bucks to rub out the candle and light the torch. I keep telling her to get out of my fort. I don't give a fuck. You only need one nail to hang the picture. Because it's the scenter They're always up to something. You make me thirsty. You can't jelly your dick down a girl's throat. Cuz it's the only "thing" I can get to touch

Author: Jay Arnold