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I'm very content with my life, I just finished a long, boring job that I had all day to do

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No one made a habit out of it. I'm glad that I'm in the 1% But I'm not. My neighbor is. It was a real sausage fest The bartender says "Hey! We don't serve your kind here!" The string leaves, twists himself up, parts his hair, and comes back. The bartender says, "Hey! Aren't you that same guy from before?" The string replies, "I'm a frayed knot." I came up with this when I was about 7, and it's one of my favorites. This woman has a toothache, and the dentist says, "there's nothing I can do, it's just toothache." So the dentist picks up a 2x4, and heaves it. The woman screams and the tooth hurts. The dentist says, "Well, where are the tooth hurts?" The woman says, "What the hell do you think dentist? I don't have a tooth, I have a headache." The camera and lens technician Because they are a little meteor

A man and his wife are watching a boxing match on television. The husband sighs and complains, This is disappointing. It only lasted for 30 seconds!" "Good Two-Na You get them in the morning and put them in the bath, they'll be dry the rest of the day The old man answered, Well I did it with my bear hands The first one said "I think I'll have an H2O" The second one said "I think I'll have an H2O too" the first chemist died. I would have accepted that offer, but I'm not sure it's realistic. I'd start thinking about you. But I can't seem to find any

I mean, I worked at two shitty jobs in a shitty company and now I'm retired. A man walks into a bar, orders a beer and the bartender asks "would you like to hear a joke?" The man says "Sure" and the bartender proceeds to tell the man the funniest joke he's ever heard. The man didn't understand the joke and at the end of the night, the man goes to the bartender and says "Hey, you should know my joke. It's not funny." The bartender says "no, the joke is not funny. Here's a second chance. If you can tell me the same joke I'll give you a free beer." So the man goes and tries to think the joke again but he couldn't remember it. So he goes back to the bartender and says "Hey, I can't remember it. I'm sorry" and the bartender is like "no, the joke is not funny, if you can't remember the joke, give me a free beer." The man tries his best to remember the joke but he was having trouble. Finally, he gives up and says "Well, the punchline is a bit weird. It has a semi colon." Because he wasn't born this way. Aye Matey! But I'm not entertaining anyone who can't pay. He said "I'm not in for the fork and knife" but I think that's bullshit because I had him escorted out of the library. and she said no. ...while he is out to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He says, "I'm going to show you something that they won't believe!" He takes her out to the backyard where he cuts her a hole in the ice. He then proceeds to take her around the house and stuff a bunch of breadcrumbs down her vagina. He then turns around and goes back into the house. Before he leaves, his girlfriend who has been watching all this says, "I know something that you did not tell me." The guy says, "Tell me, you want me to stop?" She says, "No. Just don't tell my parents." It was a bit Chewy.

I'm not sure if I'm dreaming, or if this is just a bad dream. It was a pretty big dill. Oh, how the tables have turned! It's a long fucking story. One of the sheep says "mooooom". The other sheep looks up and says, "hmm, yeah, I'm kinda lactose intolerant". Sticky. It's an oinkment. Because he was a little horse. Because he was the only thing that didnt suck

It's just a matter of thyme. They just dont know it yet. One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean! Because they lactose He had a hunch. He's a man after my make-up. But I was afraid it would sound weird too It's called "All Families Matter" A toddler with diarrhea.

But it's fine. 3 inches is usually enough. When you have sex it's a real nail-biter A starfish. It's called "Toys for Twats" Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data, I mean, what do they even bring? ...and on his way he found a girl tied up to the railroad tracks. He untied her and they had sex. Guy gets to the bar, friends ask why he's so late, tells them about the girl he found and all the different positions they fucked in. Friends give him props and ask if he got head, guy replies, "I couldn't find it." It's called "I Can Make Your Hands Flap" We're both thinking "She got away this time."

Author: Photo of author Amanah Byrd Amanah Byrd
Published on June 8, 2022
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