It's my cat's first Christmas with me and I'm so excited!
He said "I'll be bach". The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve minors" Something bad is about to happen... I can feel it You work at the zoo. Why else would they call it a teethbrush? The pizza can feed a family Because the grass tickles their balls.
I bought him a trampoline for Christmas. Because the man is a master of captcha. It's just a waaaay out of order He's selling his soul to Santa. I didn't know they were catholic She's been giving me a headache for two weeks I've been eating Twinkies all day.
But it turns out that they don't like that when I do that. When I can afford to take my phone off during sex The father replies, "We have developed a safe sex method of fooling around that should prevent us from getting pregnant." There's no mention of when or where the safe sex should be performed, so the woman asks, "What if we do it before you get home?" "Well," he replied, "I suppose my wife would like to know that." Because it's the only thing we can hit Because they don't like dick's. Because they're already dead. Like that.
Because I don't have friends It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away. It was an unexpected Journey. They don't work Dr. Dre... It was just soda pressing. Thankfully I was just born yesterday.
Omar Hook
