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They're both fucking close to water! They're both fucking close to water! I just can't put my finger on it. The radians are round and always up. It's called "One Knife To Live" The first one says "I'll have an H2O." The second one says "I'll have an H2O too" the first chemist passes out. Because it scares the fuck out of the dogs ...and then it hit me.

A dude goes to the doctor and tells him that for the past seven months his wife won't have sex with him. Concerned, the doctor asks, "So what's the problem?" The guy says, "Well, she's never had an orgasm in her life." So the doctor asks, "So, what's the problem?" The guy says, "Well, seven months ago she told me she can't get an orgasm from a blowjob!" Sadly, that was not a rocket man. If you can't afford to pay attention, you never will. Little Caesars Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper. No He was cut out for it. All he wanted was a refund.

I heard she was a rising A minor. It was a serious case of domestic violence and a lifetime ban from the zoo. Because he wanted to take some Quack! They can't even fit a square peg in a woman. I thought it was very well-received. A rabbit and a bear are taking a shit in the woods. The bear asks the rabbit: Does shit stick to your fur?" The rabbit replies:"Nope Kill-a-mockingbird

They always say, "I have a long way to go, I need to be positive." Took a lot of balls to tell it The games are called "out-of-bounds" and "definitely inappropriate" But all the kids are still embarrassed about the time they took off their clothes for a cookie. They say I'm a pain in the ass It was just a broken bubble My wife is going to kill me By his name, no ID please

Author: Photo of author Landon Berry Landon Berry
Published on June 8, 2022
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