I've been trying to stop the urge to upvote all your comments... ...but it's hard.
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He said he was the only person in there that didn't quit. I'll never get the smell out of my fish oil. Paddy O'Furniture He was outstanding in his field. Hi honey, I'm dad. It was a long journey to find a replacement. He's the only one that ever takes me out A man walks up to a urinal and starts peeing. As he is peeing, he looks over and sees a 10 dollar bill laying on the wall. He asks the man peeing who he is and why it is there. The man replies "I'm peep-peeing as a black man!" The man finishes his pee and is satisfied with himself, He then turns to the man peeing he says "I'm cum-peeing as a black man!" The man finishes and is happy with himself. He then turns around to the other man and asks "why are you cum-peeing as a black man?" The other man replies "I'm pee-peeing as a white man!" I said "Maybe".
The mechanic who's working on it reports that it has a hard time starting again. The pillage of the pillage. His mom's like, "What? Yep, sure thing. I'll take the cheetos." His dick was stuck in the chicken It was the best dam show I've ever seen Well, at least that's what my parents told me. He said, "Sure thing, I'll be Bach." One day, a young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer. 'This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it you.' The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, 'Which do you want, son?' The boy takes the quarters and leaves. 'What did I tell you?' said the barber. 'That kid never learns!' Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. 'Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?' The boy licked his cone and replied, 'Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over! One of them strikes oil.
I don't know, but their flag is a huge plus. It's called *The Art of the Deal*. It was a huge missed steak. They're both fucking close to water. Because he was straight... Because they are too cheesy. It's the only way he can get some dick. Because they can't tell the difference between a good hit and a bad hit.
A man is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later there's a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: 'What the hell was that all about?' cant wait for the season finale But the bus only goes to the next town It's not my fault though. It's a shame they'll never meet. He was arrested for battery charges. Now they're calling it "The Great Wall of China" Cause they're dead. Well he's still there.
Because I don't like it when birds do that. I can't really see a future in it. It's fucking r/aww I guess I'm just not a stand up comedian. It's a real shame that they'll never meet. I like a bench experience. They were both stuffed I just say you look more Indian. You have to be a 13 to get it.