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The wife is always right Hey girl are you a carrot? Cause I wanna give you life They're both in bread. He didn't expect the Spanish Imprecision But he sure didn't see that well But I had to quit because I couldn't concentrate. Bartender says, "We don't serve minors here."

The 2nd one ducks. An investigator. The bartender says, "we don't serve minors here." I'm not sure, but I think he's in Seine. Nah Trick question. You can't cross a scalar with a vector. Because it gets smaller after every mistake I make

Gangsta Shake ...when you're god doesn't exist. I said "No, I don't hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law a lot better than I like mine." Not everyone gets it. I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. Because there's a lot of fuckin' assholes there. Because the sign says no trespassing

I will find you, I have contacts A-men And then I saw her face The fact that you're reading this means that you've probably already heard it. You have to make airplane noises to put your dick in her mouth. Because the grass tickles her balls. I'm going to the bathroom this morning but I can't seem to get out of one. I'm thinking about calling the police but I'm worried I might get shot by the police.

But I'm not sure what to do with the letters. Because he was a sub woofer. I'm not sure how I'm going to be able to support myself without her... I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day. It's called a PDA-tricope St. Peter is giving the guy a tour. They pass a huge wall with writing on it. The guy asked, "What is this? And why is it here?" St. Peter said, "This is the wall for the examination of the souls of the dead. Anyone who comes here and tries to touch the wall will be tortured beyond belief." The guy says to the lady behind the wall, "This isn't torture. This is amusement. I'm allowed to try so I came here." The lady says, "Well, we have a little trick we can try. If you want to touch the wall, you have to strip naked and lay on the floor. The guards will be asleep and will not know who touches you until you let them try." The guy thinks about it and says, "Screw it, I'm going to try this." He lays naked on the floor and the lady puts some clothes on him. After a few minutes, he emerges from the room screaming "HELP!! HELP!!!" St. Peter asks "Where are you?" The guy says "I'm in the garden! I'm not allowed to touch the wall!" Hope it's not terminal.

Author: Photo of author Rhiannon Mack Rhiannon Mack
Published on June 8, 2022
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