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...and the barman says "why the long face?" ...and the barman says "why the long face?" ...and the barman says "why the long face?" As a whole He wanted to be a khaal-porter. He's a lap-duster.

A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough." He was charged with a salted battery. ...and the barman says, "Why the long face?" The librarian says "Fuck off, you won't bring it back." Because he's a woman It's a real dick move

After a long night of drinking, a man walks into a 12' tall bar. As soon as he walks in he sees a very small man playing the piano. After a while, the man walks over and says, I didn't know you had a pianist. The man says, no, but do you play any jazz? The man says, no, but I can tell you I can play it. The man says, that's amazing, how do you do that? Jazz? The man pulls out a lamp and says, here, rub this lamp and you'll get a wish. So the man rubs the lamp and says, I wish I had a billion bucks. The genie says, done, you now have a billion ducks. The man says, wait, I really didn't ask for a 12' tall pianist. The bartender says, What'll it be?" Coleslaw sauce Put a little boogie in it. A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" Johnny says, "None." The teacher asks, "Why?" Johnny says, "Because the shot scared them all off." The teacher says, "No, two, but I like how you're thinking." Johnny asks the teacher, "If you see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream, which one is married?" The teacher says, "The one sucking her ice cream." Johnny says, "No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you're thinking!" They're both full of revolutionary ideas.

I'm an end-of-year resolution. Theres twenty of them. I think this is a case of a missing Link. A 1 in 3 million chance of becoming a human being. I guess it was a pretty shitty chameleon. I'd say it's the other way round.

I just shit myself. ...but I think that's just a coincidence! .. But when I finished it, I realized it was just a photoshop Give me a pen and paper and I'll explain the rest. It was a big missed steak I just don't get it.

Because it's Jesus's birthday and he's in the middle of the Knights of King Jesus procession. A little boy asked his dad, "How did the human race start?" Dad replied, "God made Adam and Eve, They had children It's a phenomenal success! The only problem now is that it's like cooking chicken. A rip off Because they can't even They couldn't get a fire started.

Author: Photo of author Kendra Sharples Kendra Sharples
Published on June 8, 2022
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