My first kiss was pretty sad
It was tense. You're a-maize-ing me. Because it was full of dicks! It's a triple sec situation. A family reunion. He's a seasoned veteran. But she said no. She thinks I'm a liar. He's still hanging there She's got a fucking great personality.
It's a la mode of transportation. They're both fucking close to water. Because they hate juice It's called "Oh, I Vote." I said: "I don't know, but I can't read Russian." Don't worry, they'll tell you. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day He hasn't had a drink since the last time he was here "That's the last thing I need"
Unless you're at a funeral Because he was a little chili They never get old. It's like, a breeze, they're just gonna put you in the deep end. It's called a "no-brainer." He couldn't find a date. Eaten by a giant crab I said: "I'm not sure if I'm going to continue this, but if you're out there, feel free to get off my ass" and the bartender says, "what can I get you Mr. President?"
It was a Play on words, she said I'll play if she fucks me I'll pay you I don't think I can ever repay you. He said he was Chewish. I dont know, i just click submit Gandhi's Salt March I don't care how tall you are, you're still a-head of the Burger. I wish I could post this in another subreddit :( I did Nazi that coming I was hoping for a blowjob, but I was just really horny.
Aras Hewitt
