My girlfriend said she wants me to be more affectionate. now i have a mouth full.
He saw his gas bill He said "He'll be Bach". It's a panty-sue! I moaned and groaned until they put their blinds back on. I named it "Cameltoe" and so do the drool It's because of your idiotic decisions
It was a shih-tzu Cuz it was in the middle of 9 11 ...but I'm taking steps to avoid them. He was a real asshole She said "That's the last thing I need" But I can't find them cause they've all disappeared A Labour Muppet.
...so I can tell everyone to my right. So I told her "No, I'm not that ugly." ...because they're always Stalin Nothing. "Don't worry, son. It's just a normal fever." Because the next thing you know, they'll be haulin' ass! They don't do anything.
I tried to sign up for online dating. But I didn't know if I was ready for the real world. It's a play on words. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day. They are both in your wallet when you are ready to pay them. You could say he's a hot commodity Because they can't even. Why was the dog in the kitchen?
A lambslide They're never right It's called 'You've got a Friend in me' Don't do it. You have so much potential. He read the first letter A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here." It's ok, they will let you know.
He had trouble putting his body in the coffin. He said "Nailed it!" I don't know, I dont speak Swahili... I always thought the rooster came first. He's always asking for money It's a bit of a mouthful. I've never paid $50 to have a lentil on my face.