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According to the report, "he was a little hoarse." ...it'll be called "The Magic Flute". I'm kind of a big deal in the porn business. Because he killed everyone as we know it But it's a bit up in the air. 'Naw, I'm just here for the boos' Employee: We're just utility bills I guess I'll have to take the kids His jail cell was his jwa-k

He said "Get in the car" I just don't get it. Blow up a bomb! But people with experience in the field say they're pretty reliable. We never did see him again. They're always up to something I told him that makes two of us It was an ether/oar situation. Because he's dead

He's a man after my own heart. A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between the sexes, and which one is better. Finally the boy drops his pants and says, Here's something I have that you'll never have!" The little girl is pretty upset by this It was a pen, paper, pen, pen world. I'm not sure if I call it a game or a movie It was already in tents They are both meant for kids but grown men enjoy them as well. Because it takes more than one person to screw with one person in a room. I'm not sure if it was because she was still wearing them or because the rest of the family was there. Either way it made the rest of the funeral very awkward. Because it's like Greek for "honest"

He said it was the best book he'd ever read ...and my wife says: "Who was that?" I don't, but the dog did. A man was pulled over for driving too fast, even though he thought he was driving just fine. The police officer asked him, "Did you know you were speeding?" The man replied, "Yes, I'm a bit surprised you ask. I don't think I was speeding." The police officer said, "Let me see your license" The man easily got ahold of a license. The officer asked, "Can you tell me why you were speeding?" The man replied, "I was going to visit my mother in law over the weekend. I think my wife is pregnant." The officer said, "What do you mean, 'home'?" The man replied, "No, I'm having a conversation with my friend about what to get you." Leukemia. She can't even. Because the last Clinton presidency left a very bad taste in her mouth. Because they are very low maintenance. It's an Oak tree, my dear Watson.

They're both fun until you add a little alcohol. Haram Bay Gatoraids I never knew he was religious The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve food here". He was a man of many cultures. You're either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole He was shitting bricks He was a heroin addict

Tomorrow I hope to make a German change It's called a Ford Focus. To deal with this shit But I think I'm gonna pass. It's just plain taste so... I wonder if it's my wife or my girlfriend. A little boy walks in on his parents having sex and asks his dad "what are you two doing?" His dad replies "we are baking a cake honey." Later that night the parents were baking and the dad walks in on them. He asks his son what he was doing and the son said "I was making a cake." The dad yells at him "I TOLD YOU TO DO THAT YOU BITCH!" At least that's what I tell myself... ...and the barber whispers to his customer, This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you." It's all in the execution.

Author: Photo of author Christine Gallagher Christine Gallagher
Published on June 8, 2022
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