Nah I'm good. Getting my biochemistry degree.
A man walks into a bar and orders a shot of a whiskey. He takes the glass, immediately tosses it back in the glass and yells, "THAT IS THE MOST FUNNY JOKE EVER!!!". The stranger sitting next to him can't believe what he just heard, and asks, "How could you possibly be so funny?" The man, who had spilled the whiskey, looked at the stranger and said, "I'm just a poor widow, and I've lived a life of poverty, and I've been through so much in life. You think you could be my friend, and drink my whiskey?" The stranger accepted this challenge, and started drinking. At the same time, the man is laughing so hard he can't control himself. He throws his arm back and yells out, "I bet you couldn't tell me something that would be so funny!" The man then catches the stranger's arm and says, "I bet you couldn't tell me something that would make you laugh so hard that you could walk away with my other arm in your hand." A man and his friend are walking through the woods when they spot a deer in a clearing. The man is able to get a hold of the deer, has his mouth on it, and prepares to shoot when his friend says: "Wait! Don't shoot the deer, it's not loaded." He stops, and a bit of gunpowder rolls out. "Oh, I forgot to shoot some holmes" A man walks into a bar and orders a shot of a whiskey. He takes the glass, immediately tosses it back and yells, "THAT IS THE MOST FUNNY JOKE EVER!" The stranger sitting next to him can't believe what he just heard. He asks: "How in the world did you learn to do that?" The man replies: "How else are you supposed to take a drink?" Getting baked. You could say it's my favourite meat combination. I think she's just crazy on the face You could say he's my favourite meat combination. A brother and sister are visiting a family member. They're sitting on the couch together and the sister says "Brother we should learn to have sex in the house". The brother says "Well if you're gonna have sex, you better be a little man so we can call it a day". The sister says "Hehe, what do you mean?" The brother says "Well, we can name it a day and then have sex, but we have to wait till you're awake".
The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything". The White Supremacist. Nice belt. Because it was 'Marmalade' You will be mist. The Cops said I was hauling meth. I told them I was transporting it a ways, they said "Met a friend who died?" I mean, I could go into a shop and come out with a bag full of fresh donuts and caramel custard, but that's not the kind of world i live in. Keep the tip
I have a fear of over-engineered buildings. The rambler. A guy walks into a bar. He's wearing a t-shirt that says "I Built This" and he has a small turtle with him. The bartender says "Hey, that's an unusual animal. Who does it belong to?" The man replies "It's a turtle, of course." The bartender then says "Where did you get it?" The man replies "In the jungle, oh, or just down on the road?" The bartenders says "Well, I don't know about the latter, but I'm not sure about the former." "Shit!" Doesn't matter, they'll both tell you once you're in. The most popular culture is the Titanic. I told him that he can't run with the fishes. Well, I started drinking at 8:30am.
I don't know how the hell he could be so negative. Receptionist: Yes Because they were hanging with "the cult" it's in the comments A man named John was sitting at home when he heard a knock at the door. He opened the door and saw a snail on the porch. He picked up the snail and threw it as far as he could. Three years later there's a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: 'What the hell was that all about?' According to a recent study, 7 out of 10 people believe in the Loch Ness monster. You get fired that day. Because they're dead
It was an iceburg news. A man was driving down the road and his car breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?" I mean, I think I should've known that the wheels would turn. She said "Yes, the others were at least sevens or eights". He's a small medium at large. Mourning He was the best pilot in Iraq It was a closed casket.
But when I do, he laughs But it's usually just a waist of time He was outstanding in his field. But they just don't work I'm not mad, I am surprised it took that long. I have no idea, but the flag is a big plus. I'm sure you've heard it all before, but it's one of those things you just have to know about. It's important at first, but eventually you'll want to know it more. He hasn't spoken to me since