Not much. Trying to recover from a bout of depression and I'm a bit of a bitch.
Because they are already leading a dog-eat-dog diet. They won't ask for a raise I don't think I can ever repay you They were both stuck up cunts. I said "Are you being truthful?" I don't know, I was too busy masturbating. A family reunion He just wants to "Come into some your lives."
His pants fit like a glove. Papa, Papa, Papa, Papa, Papa..... To get to the other side. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data, They're both fucking close to water. I'm just glad it was a soft drink. It was a Shih Tzu It's a little hard finding them these days
Because they have a lot of experience in Husbandry I guess that's what happens when you take a long look at the finished product. They both have a black box. The other day I saw a man cutting hedges for a hedge fund. I was in disbelief, and asked him what the hell he was doing. He said he was cutting hedges for a hedge fund. I asked him what the hell he was doing? He responded 'I'm cutting hedges for a hedge fund.' And I replied, "no thanks I'm not a surfer" He's a real stand-up guy And I said "I don't know, but I think the priest is in a bit of a trouble." They don't know where home is.
It's a distasteful subject. "He's all right, he's just a little drunk." It's been a long night.... nothing. shit, I'll return A couple were married for more than 40 years. When their anniversary came, the wife was asking her husband for anything that could bring a bit of pleasure to a man. Husband always refused. On their anniversary, the wife asked her husband what he would like. He said that he would like to have sex. She was in a state of shock. She did not want to have sex for the whole time. So she drew a penis on the bed in hopes that she might attract the husband. Husband refused. So she drew a second penis on the bed. And again refused. At this point, the husband got angry. He got his wife, took her to an room, and had sex with her. After he finished, he rolled up the sheets. He went to the kitchen to have a drink and eat with the man. He asked his wife: "Honey, did you get my semen?" To which she replied: "Yes, I did. Why do you ask?" Husband: "Well, since I couldn't have had sex with you, I figured I did not have to." One. ...they'd be called bagels. Because they are bad for the goose.
You've got the biggest dick out of all your friends. Because the grass tickles their balls A man is walking down the sidewalk in New York when he sees a 7 year old boy. The boy is crying. The man walks up to the boy and asks "what's wrong?". The boy replies "I've never been kissed before.". The man thinks this is strange but bends his attention to the boy. He gives the boy a kiss. The boy is still crying but now the man thinks that maybe the boy will stop crying. He gives the boy another kiss. The boy still cries. The man then thinks that maybe the boy will stop crying. He gives the boy another kiss. The boy still cries. The man thinks that maybe the boy will stop crying. He kisses the boy again. The boy still cries. The man then thinks that maybe the boy will stop crying. He kisses the boy again. And the boy still cries. The man thinks that maybe the boy will stop crying. He then takes the boy into his car and drives him to the pediatrician. The doctor sees the boy and asks "what's wrong with the boy?" The man replies "I've never been fucked before.". The doctor thinks for a moment and asks "I think you should be fucked, but I won't do it!" The man says "I'll pick you up!". Picture a bunch of people standing around a campfire, and they all go, "Ooh ooh ooh!" A man with a stutter is walking down the street. He sees a sign that says "Drag Race." He decides to enter. He is standing in the circle with a large crowd waiting. He gets up to the first judge. "What's your handicap?" "I'm 6'3" he says. "How do you know?" "Well", says the judge, "my father has a big farm and my mother is a stay at home mom. My father likes to ride his motorcycle around the farm. He's strongman like that. My mom likes to ride around the farm too. She's a real wind breaker. She's a real woman. She's a real mathemachicken." "What about your speed?" "That's 6'2". "How do you know?" "Well", says the judge, "my father likes to ride around the farm and my mother likes to ride around the farm. My father is a strongman, so he likes to do that. My mother is a stay at home mom, and my father is a strongman. That makes sense." "What about your gender?" "Nope", "She's a stay at home mom. She likes to ride around the farm and I like to ride around the farm. "The judge is getting upset. "What about your ethnicity?" "No, I'm a stutter". Nothing, they both fuck women for money. Runs in the family. He's such a wisecracker.