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In the spare room. He did planks. I said, "I don't care. I'll give it a shot." I don't like being made fun of because of my hair. That's why I like math jokes. If you can't solve it, bring it up. I didn't mean to make you mad Cuz it's fucking Frozen!!! The only thing I'm afraid of is losing my virginity. Because he was like 2 squared.

They found her head and shoulders on the beach. He couldn't stop talking about his carousing. I thought it was a nice jester. And I'm like, "No way, that's my liver!" I should probably call multiple shots. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day. I was arrested for double hummus-ide. A sky scraper. It's a dead giveaway.

It's called the Old Vans. So he can beat the crowd. It's a real breath of fresh air. I told how I got here and the CEO said, "Sorry, we don't do balls in California" I told how I got here and the CEO said, "Sorry, we don't do balls in California" I've got chlamydia. He was stoned to death. Because he had a schlitzy-ass dick. You have to drop the bomb twice before she understands

A Astronaut You Racist Bastard!!! You're either on a roll, or taking shit from some asshole. The main difference is that I still can't get the fucking thing to turn on. A wife and husband are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough." Shredded Yeet A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bar tender says "Muuuuuuuurrrderrrr is that yours?" The parrot says "Yep" They're both in bread. I don't know why they're so upset that I am a dick. Only one, but it takes the entire emergency department to get it out.

An old man goes to the doctor for a checkup. The doctor tells him he has one more testicle and to drop his pants. The guy does as he's told. Then the doctor pulls out his testicles and the guy asks, "What's this?". The doctor says, "Testicle one, it's your bladder". The guy says, "What? I don't have bladder one". Then the doctor pulls out the second one and the guy asks, "What's this?". The doctor says, "Testicle two, it's your kidney". The guy says, "What? I don't have kidney one". The doctor pulls out the third one and the guy asks, "What's this?". The doctor says, "Testicle three, it's your penis". The guy says, "What? I don't have a penis". The doctor says, "Then how are you getting your last testicle?" I'm glad to say I've been able to come out of the turtle unscathed I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision. The hangovers are killing me. But I can't find an opening I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date. The bartender asks him "What'll it be?". The duck says "just water". The bartender thinks it's a good thing he didn't get moustache tresses so he gives the duck water. The duck drinks it and then says "if I get moustache tresses, I'll be able to get a beard!". It's just that I'm better at it than her As she's just lying on the couch, the old woman says, "I guess that's the first time you've made love to a woman in the middle of the night". The young woman is slightly surprised and says, "Oh, yeah... well maybe this is your first time so make sure you say something nice." The old woman obliges and says something nice. After a few minutes the old woman says, "So, what was it you say?" The young woman says, "I said I could smell the pussy from halfway across the room." The old woman laughs and says "That's like calling me a fucking cunt, you stupid bitch."

Author: Photo of author Mandy Greer Mandy Greer
Published on June 8, 2022
Tags: carnivore knight's templar reading humpty dumpty pencil

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