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They both love their bitches. Hfjddfjdkfjdjbdjdjfhfjffcjdhd The only thing he could manage to get through was the puns. I don't have an answer, but I can definitely see what you're saying. An *asshole* He's a little hoarse.

I've never seen a case where the coach was called upon to make a player participate in a manslaughter. Now that I'm older I don't fall for that rubbish anymore, thank God. Is she still wrong? A man was having premature ejaculation problems so he went to the doctor. The doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself." That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol and ran home to his wife. That night the two were having sex and found themselves in the 69 position. The man felt the urge to ejaculate and fired the starter pistol. The next day he went back to the doctor who asked how it went. The man answered, "Not well. When I fired the pistol, my wife pooped on my face, bit three inches off my penis, and my neighbor came out of the closet with his hands in the air." It's a little hard to come out, but I'm sure I can get it resolved. He didn't have the guts.

Because they're moo-slim. A man was having premature ejaculation problems so he went to the doctor. The doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself." That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol and ran home to his wife. That night the man felt the urge to ejaculate and fired the starter pistol. The next day he went back to the doctor who asked how it went. The man answered, "Not well. When I fired the pistol, my wife pooped on my face, bit three inches off my penis, and my neighbor came out of the closet with his hands in the air." Gets jalapeno business Because they are always in the closet. They lost the plot In the end, I had to take it off him because he was fucking Goofy

The first one says, "My son is a bishop. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'your bishop'." The second Catholic nods and says, "Well, my son is a cardinal. When he walks into a room people call him 'my cardinal'." The third Catholic smirkulates, "Well, not all my son is a bishop. When he walks into a room everyone says 'Your bishop'." It's the only way he can beat her. Because you've got a lot of fuckin' problems. Because it's the only time they can say "get down!" I don't know if I see the humor in it, but I can tell my dead mom is laughing. The bartender asks, "Where'd all the mosquitoes come from?" The parrot responds, "Africa! There's millions of them there."

I said "Don't be silly, some cunt just threw up on the floor" Nowhere, it's already on the counter. They both like to crack open a cold one I mean, how can a human being last for 14 days without food? It was a nice jester. I mean, they've been trained to patrol the walls of the airport in the nude.

Author: Photo of author Gino Duran Gino Duran
Published on June 8, 2022
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