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So, you're a dude? Lol. I'm Indian and I hate it when people call me "dick".

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You're not allowed to move out Because they are all in bread. A labracadabrador They got into a tiff. One of the guys said, "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?" I just hope my wife doesn't find out, she's been talking about how much she hates me lately.

They're both fucking close to water. For example, you could call me Master Vader Don't know, but the flag is a big plus. I have a friend that's a dwarf. When he came up to me one day and asked "I'm happy you like it small, do you mind if I come up and grab your drink?" I said "no thanks. I'm just going to sleep." The king of all the gorillas. I don't know how I feel about that.

Because they can't even. ...it's called "The Art of the Deal" They get the girl, they get the truck, and they get the girl And I'm not talking about the movie. The police are saying it's the first reported case of a Knick Knack Patty Wack yet. The "p" is silent

The bartender says "What is this, a joke?" It's called 'Jedi Supersize'. The idea sounds great in theory, but what actually happens when it's implemented is almost none of my business. A black guy would probably rob me. He says he doesn't want a job anymore, so he can go anywhere he wants. He was very lucky to be able to afford all of that and he decides to go to California. He goes and gets a car and is driving around. Suddenly he gets pulled over by a cop. The cop walks up to his window and ask for his license and registration. The guy then says he doesn't have one, he's gay. The cop says oh I'm sorry sir but you're not allowed to be driving around in a cop car. The guy then yells at the cop "you don't understand! A gay guy driving around in a cop car!" The cop then responds "oh, that's OK. I just wanted to let you know, you left your seatbelt on!" A woman

A shitty joke. But I'm clean now. She replied, "I'm a big fan of yours, too." He was so inept he went into a trance. I call it a "joke" and the bartender says, "What is this, a joke?"

They won't work with the metric system either. I asked her if I could use her toothbrush, which she refused, saying "you have to use a toothpick to clean those strings up!" ...and he was having a good time when a woman sitting next to him tapped him on the shoulder and whispered, I think you should ask that guy before he sneezes." He was eating all the eggs he made. She says "I don't know, but I'd love to lick it." She replies 'You can't do both.'

Author: Photo of author Kate Bentley Kate Bentley
Published on June 8, 2022
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